Well one community in Florida has a new spin on trick or treating. The spin is this. If you wear a Halloween mask, you are most likely going to be arrested! Good Morning and isn’t that a grand hello and how do you do… Gosh Howdy Do looks better! Anyway. What in the world? So my take on this story, oh hell here is the story first: Under arrest for wearing a Halloween mask?
Cocoa, Fla. - It may be a little harder to trick or treat this year for members of one Florida community. The City of Cocoa, Florida says they do not want to see Halloween masks this year. In fact, people wearing them could get arrested. The city is cracking down after dozens of robberies in the area committed by men in disguise. Police say the ban is new, and they're just trying to protect people. They are asking businesses to post fliers on windows, asking customers to remove masks before entering. Anyone arrested for wearing a mask can expect to pay a hefty fine. So what are little Trick or Treatsters going to do? Perhaps take their little costumes with them and hold them up? Hmmm best not, a Hold up is what got them in this situation in the first place. I wonder if Ski-Mask’s are banned. That is a novel Idea; Robbers no longer use them apparently so let the kids go trick or treating in those things. Wow I bet the discount thief store I meant Thrift store has a special on ski mask’s… You know far back as I can remember Halloween has gotten well out of hand. I mean back in the day, my day well perhaps all of our days Halloween was a fun time. It was fun decorating for the night. It was fun creating a costume for it and oh I almost forgot CANDY!!!! Loads and loads of candy were had by all. But after some sick and demented individuals who wanted to be noticed or what ever they wanted started the sick trick of sticking needles in apples, posinening candy and just making it not safe to trick or treat for children at all…Halloween now seems to just be an Adult thingy where you go to an adult party at friends or family and if lucky do the Guava-ween dance down Duvall Street in Florida at Key West or take the stroll down Bourbon Street in Nawleens (New Orleans for those not familiar with the lingo) Ha ha funny thing is most people who do not know the proper lingo, language for certain areas… New Orleans for instant get picked out right away…There is a foreigner, not to much unlike we Michiganders for FIPS (Fabulous Illinois People) side note: Yes I cleaned it up just a tad… But, I have been out to Oregon and said: “ I love this place, Oregon is beautiful” Well in not so many terms I pronounced it in-correctly they like to refer to Oregon as Organ… I am not sure if that is the dangly thing or the one you play on…hmmm oh I made that statement better…lets just say the one you can make music with…somehow I am not sure that is a sufficient definition either. Let’s just agree to say good by ay this point. Give the kids back their dang Halloween would ya, my gosh, kids do not get a chance to be kids now days… it’s no damned wonder the world is in such a friggen tizzy. I mean listen to the Bucky Covington song if that doesn’t say it all. We have been ran so far into the dirt by Liberals taking away this and that out of our daily grind that I have no idea if I say in God we Trust will get me thrown in jail or stoned!...Gosh I can’t shut up!!!... I am out of here… have a wonderful day, no trick or treating in Cocoa Beach!
A huge hug (with a ski mask on) and an Pat and a wink (with a Bill Clinton Mask on)
Mart
