A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on just how sweet an innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly, she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at to spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a daddy-long-legs," her father answered.
So, the other is a Mommy-long-legs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy-long-legs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat....
"Well, we're not having THAT sort of shit in our garden."
:D hope this tickled you some.
