Well I do spend most of my time here on fubar in the mumms. I do like to read the comments more than anything. It keeps me entertained.



Well I collect Hot Wheels and I love Michelob Ultra. I also have a 15 year old daughter named Bridget. I love my job and most of the people I work with. It only takes me a song and a half to get to work. That breaks down to 3.5 miles and about 40 mph plus stop signs. I do have some great friends that love to drink with me. Anything else just ask I am an open book. This sounds weird but I do like to go shopping. My mom used to take me shopping with her when I was young so now when I go with my friends or my daughter I end up holding her purse and or carrying the bags.

TEXAS FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing
and just being together, and then clean up.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the Crowd is doing.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass's that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will forward this.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you're born you're pink, " "When you grow up you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun you turn red, " "When you're cold you turn blue, " "And when you die you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.... Pass it on if you HATE racism.

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@ fubar