I live with 3 males....
I have some hygiene issues with these males that I need to resolve..
Please help any advice is good advice
1. Leaving Toilet Seat up
a. I have to touch it to lower it, which means im in direct contact with pee!
b. using my foot and slamming it down at 4am has not worked
c. im thinking about crazy gluing one toilet seat so it will be mine all mine
d. I do not want in the middle of the night half asleep to sit on the pee that you have left on the rim...
2. Why can you not courtesy flush?
a. do you not see that you left something behind?
3. If you choose to have Pubic hair
a. rinse the shower so I when floating around in the bath do not have a mustache
b. the toilet seat just needs a quick glance when your done cause i sit on that
4. Shaving your face
a. I dont like your beard let along nose hairs on my toothbrush
b. you leave me no choice to ever have bar soap
c. See the Lysol wipes i left on the counter those are there for you..
I know there is allot of men out there that wont agree with me but seriously consider these points the next time you look at your loved one and you know her ass is sitting on your crap....
Wicked and her size of a Kumquat Baby...
Oh side note :
I would like everyone to thank Boo for her advice and tips on my Breasts. She is the most amazing breast specialists and I and glad that she has helped me decide to use them as milking stations. Without her help, I would have given up and you people would never know how large they can grow.. I think you should all go thank her yourselves ...
nipple shots to be posted at a later interval...