A police officer pulled over a red Corvette after it
had run a stop sign.
"May I see your driver's license and registration
please?"
"What's the problem, officer?"
"You just ran the stop sign back there at the last
intersection."
"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of
me".
"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a
complete stop,look both ways, and proceed with caution."
"You gotta be kidding me!"
"It's no joke, sir".
"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no
one withintwenty miles, and proceeded with caution."
"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come
to a complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see
your license and..."
"You've sure got a lot of time on your hands. What's
the matter,all the doughnut shops closed?"
"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your
license and registration immediately!"
"I will, if you can tell me the difference between
slowing down, and coming to a complete stop."
"Sir, I can do better than that." He opened the car
door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded
to methodically beat him over the head with his night-
stick.
"Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a
complete stop?"
