Well, Thanksgiving is upon us in the USA again. Canadians celebrated last month. I think that is so they can get a jump on us Americans.(that is a joke, I love you Canadians, and everyone by that matter). Tommorrow is the day we put a big bird in the oven, eat it, and explain to the kids why Sesame Street ws cancelled due to the loss of one of their biggest stars. We also waddle our overstuffed bodies to the tv and watch endless hours of football, this year we will have four games to watch. Most of all, this is a day we are supposed to be thankful. One thing I am thankful for is that we live ina country where we take advantage of our right to free speech. We can play armchari quarterback to anything in society. Most people do that towars our leaders. Since we are in the middle of a war that is losing popularity by the second, I feel we need to give thanks to the men and women fighting this waar in order to keep our nation free and to ensure freedom to those who are experiencing it for the first time.
OK, enough of the sappy fuck a tree peace mongerer right wing conspiracy, let's get to the comedy.
Last night I did my bit at Phil Brady's in Baton Rouge. I didn't kill them, but I did get some good laughs. It is definitely good to get laughs,especially since you are doing a standup act. Well I thought I'd share my views on a current event.
In Tampa, they made what is believed to be the world's largest cigar. If it is recognized as such by the Guiness Book of World Records People, it will beat the previous record by over 20 feet in length and 20 lbs.. The previous record was set last year in Cuba, if Tampa gets the record that will show Castro. On a side note, they plan on making the world's bigest blunt after the guiness people are done certifying the cigar. The only problem is that it will probably be smoked by the time the Guiness people return to certify the world's biggest blunt.
Well, I need to get going. I hope you all have a happy Thanksgiving and an even better holiday weekend. Remember not to drink too much egg nog. Don't be a Mr. Creosote. If you want to find out what I mean about being a Mr. Creosote, watch Monty Pythons Meaning Of Life.
Remember laides that it is a good thing to get a breast examination, even better if you let me examine them.
Gator
