This week is finals week and I am hoping to do well enough to pass my class and finaly get my degree. It also happens to be my Baton Rouge week for standup, along with Lucy's on Wednesday. SO I guess you can say I have a plan for the week. Tommorrow get up, study like hell, go take care of my parents' dogs, go to Baton Rouge and do my 4 minute routine. Then I head back to Thibodaux and study some more, go home, get some sleep, then get up and study some more, take my final, sell my book, then head to Lucy's and do my routine there.
It may be a crazy and time consuming next couple of days, and some may think it's crazy for me to do standup when I have a final the next day. True it is taking a risk but also it's a welcome break from the studying and also a way to relieve some of the anxiety that I am facing. I know the stress and pressure ahead of me. I do need to study but I also need to go into the final with a relaxed mental state so that I do not crumble from overworking my self into a ulcer inducing state of mind.
I have heard of some of what Gwenyth Paltrow had to say about the USA over the weekend. I think she needs to do like Rosie O'Donnell and shut the fuck up. She was saying how bad Americans are for being so "Capitalistic" and how her "fellow" Brits are much better. First off miss high and mighty needing a colonic bimbo, you ARE A FUCKING AMERICAN and we are ashamed of you. If capitalism is so wrong, why did you accept your oscar? If capitalism is so evil, why haven't you given up your money from your films or how about not accepting any form of payment on your future projects. I'm pretty sure if it weren't for capitalism your husband's band wouldn't get any tour dates to make money so you and little Apple wouldn't go starving. Last time I checked, Great Britain was up there iwth the USA, Japan, Germany, and Australia as some of the most captialistic nations on Earth. You say Americans are less intelligent? Um go back to my previous point of YOU ARE A FUCKING AMERICAN and YOU ARE AN ELITIST BITCH the British are good people but they have some people of a lesser intelligence too. You need to wake up, get your husband's nuts out of a jar, open your eyes, and SHUT THE FUCK UP! Sorry for that rant folks but I felt it was needed.
I will post soething later in the week to let you all know how my standup is going and all.
I see that they are making a spray on condom now. I wonder how the environmentalists feel. Especially the Catholic ones. I'll stick with the roll on varity for now. The last time I sprayed something on my dick it burned for a long time. A burning dick isn't the best of feelings and a burning dick because of sex usually means shots are involved.
Ladies, remember getting a breast exam is a good thing, if you let me examine them it's even better
Gator
