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-FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS (Alright listen to me. In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into some kind of towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and then savagely penetrated every orifice in her little body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member...)

-PULP FICTION ( The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.)

-NATURAL BORN KILLERS (You'll never understand, Wayne. You and me, we're not even the same species. I used to be you, then I evolved. From where you're standing, you're a man. From where I'm standing, you're an ape. You're not even an ape. You're a media person. Media's like the weather, only it's man-made weather. Murder? It's pure. You're the one made it impure. You're buying and selling fear. You say "why?" I say "why bother?")

-TRUE ROMANCE (Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.)

-GOODFELLAS (let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?)

-SCARFACE (I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.)

-DAWN OF THE DEAD (So what's the plan? The plan is you drink a nice tall glass of Shut The Fuck Up!)

-SHAUN OF THE DEAD (Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.)

-SMOKIN' ACES (My boy Dale is at the Reno Correctional Facility. He's got some clarity issues. Did some home invasion, sodomy-torture type stuff; wrote a lot of bad checks.)

-TRAINING DAY (You know I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake. How you want it, dog? Closed casket? Remember that fool in the wheelchair? How do you think he got there?)

-BRAM STOKER'S: DRACULA ([Wolves howling] Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music they make.")

-FIGHT CLUB (The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!)

-ZOBIELAND (The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.)

-3000 MILES TO GRACELAND (Cleanliness is next to godliness.)

-PINEAPPLE EXPRESS (This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would be the shit that they birthed.)

-HOT TUB TIME MACHINE (Here's a question. Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future for personal financial gain? Perhaps. Here's another question. Do I give a fuck?)

-SIN CITY (Will ya look at thaat! Oooooh, those hookers let ya dowwnn hehehehe... What're you gonna do when ya run outta gas? Call Triple A? You ssucker for the babes, you... You ain't even gonna make it to The Pits.)

-THE LOST BOYS (David: Michael wants to know what's going on, Marco. What's going on?
Marko: I don't know. What's going on, Paul?
Paul: Wait a minute. Who wants to know?
Dwayne: Michael wants to know.)



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