Maji's blog: "Chainmail Cave"

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What is it that you absolutely need sexually?
IT!

 

What is something you have always wanted to try?
If I could arrange it, to see what it feels like to be engulfed in as many tongues as could reach me simultaneously from head to toe.

 

What is something you have never done in bed before?
A lot compared to some Im sure, if its not my thing, thats just how it is.

 

What time of day do you like to have sex?
Between 0 & 2400

 

What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
Their desire

How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
I can kiss for hours, but sometimes attraction is more of a collision.


If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?
Ya need to narrow the "someone" thing down a bit.

 

Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?
Are we talking general public or the company picnic?

 

Have you ever faked an orgasm?
What would I do, squeeze a tub of yogurt?

 

What Part of your body are you self-conscious about?
I think Im approaching of "useless to worry aymore"

 

Do you have any sexual regrets?
That cute freckly redhead that was always talking bout what she would do to me, but I was busy chasing some trophy. And several others that my gntlemanly manner made me second guess and pass by for whatever reason.

 

If a lover cheated on you would you take them back?
This would depend on emotional investment, circumstances. Love is not a switch to be flipped on and off.

 

How Important is sex in your life?
Obviously, I can get by.

 

How Important is love in your life?
Ive aleady had what was sposed be the happily evver after. I dont really seek definition, I let things define themselves.

 

What is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf?
When she showed up drunk at my dad's and wouldt leave until he carried her to wherever I was at.

 

Do you believe in make-up sex?
Ya aint doing it right uness your knocking over furniture.

Have you ever told a complete stranger something you kept from a lover?
Yes.

Have you ever had a one night stand?
Ive had three dates and three lays in one day.


If you could go back in time would you change it or take it back?
Ive would have gotten serious about my music career earlier.

 

Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant table?
It wasnt under the table, but it wasnt busiess hours either.

 

Where would you have sex in public?

Not somthing I plan, but on a rooftop of a cottage facing the beach road labor weekend prolly ranked up there Im sure.

 

Would you ever have sex while at work?

 

Yes and have.

 

 Would you have sex in the dressing room of a department store?
cant say I have

 

Would you have sex in the rain?
been there

What is the highest number of orgasms you have had in one sex romp?
Id say 9, counting the 2 back to back

How many do you wish you could have?
Til the tank is empty

What do you like Trimmed,Shaved or Natural?
I haz a big mouth, I need room to graze

What sounds do you like to hear during sex?
I love when she grinds in top until I can hear her churn. And I love hearing the break of her composure, the stuttered breath, the beginning of a cry that gets stifled because she doesnt want it to interfere with what shes feeling.

What sounds do you make during sex?
Im kind of a growler, very primal.

What words do you love to hear during sex?
We dont have to talk.


What do you yell during an orgasm?
I chuckle maniacally


How many times a week do you like to have sex?
now thats just being cruel

 

Do you want to try the 69 position?
I prefer to concentrate on her, or her me.

What are your three fav.

IN, IN, and IN

What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body?
Fingers, neck, mind

 

Top or Bottom?
Yes.

Bedroom or other room?
Yes Please.

Lights on or off?
I like to see

Public or Private?
sure

Partially or Entirely naked?
naked, unless Im ambushing her in the middle of the night and slidin to the side :P

Oil & Lotion or Candles & Satin Sheets
I dont need props. and I got injued over satiin sheets once

Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle?
luvs to grid, but I luv to really rev it up on the home stretch


Standing up or Laying down
I dont see her legs holding out, or mine either prolly

Soft or Firm touch?
Both

 

 

 

Under Covers or On Top?
ffffftt

 

Would you ever have sex in your childhood bedroom?
I have

Have you ever hooked up on a swing set?
I have some fond memories of a tire swing and a jungle gym

 

Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo?
not sure what that entails. 

Any New Positions you haven't done but want to try?
think Ive bout covered this one. Ceiling fans arent as sturdy as you would think btw

 

Do you have any sexual fetishes you want to explore?
I like party ganes amongst discreet friends

Are there any secret desires you have never told?
Maybe some secret ppl Ive never told

Where in the house is your favorite spot to have sex?
Actually those video rocker "J shaped" chairs turned upside down make the ultimate face down ass up support for her

 

What is your favorite thing about sex?
the connection of course, drifting together

 

 

 

What is your favorite sexual setting?
What is this Gone with the Wind?

 

Would you ever work out nude?
too much flippity flopity


Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?
not after what they did to PeeWee

 

Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf?
Its a strange sensation watching yourself

 

Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?
I dont consider myself very photogenic

Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person?

I used to think I was abnormal. now I just think Im in tune.

 

Who was on your mind while you did this survey?
lotta memories and hopes of the future

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Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. When I make a sandwich, Im kind of particular about how everything is arranged. And when Im done, I always pat it several times before I eat it, always have, probably always will. I guess Im bonding with it, lol, I dunno. 2. I was a professional musician for years, yet I have not accumulated the first tattoo, and only one piercing. 3. Im an ocean baby. I have never lived more than an hour from the shore. I need its energy. I get withdrawal when I am away from water for long. 4. I tend to withdraw from people that are overly guarded or too mysterious. I try to tell myself they have their reasons, but most often I just see someone that is trying to hide their normality in order to appear more interesting, which is whats inevitably uncovered anyway. 5. I have a knack I inherited from my father about recognizing patterns in human behavior. Kind of a country shade tree psychologists thing, not smart by any means, just a habit of looking at where things derive from, and where they are going. Its entertainment sometimes. 6. My family & ppl in my small hometown thought I was a musical child prodigy. They were geared to spare no expense or support as long as they thought I was going to be the next country sensation or perhaps elvis. Then I discovered Zep, Aerosmith, Bad Co, Sabbath, VH, and inevitably Randy Rhoads. After that, the consensus was "dont waste your life beating on a guitar", and from then on, I was on my own. (feed your kids drive ppl!!) 7. I have an unnerving tendency of speaking in metaphors. I generally coin my own cliches out of nowhere. Its my way of hanging on to what I learned at that moment. Some think its really cool, others think Im really out there. 8. When I sign my name, I mimic the motion of writing at least a half a second before I contact the paper. It even pisses me off. 9. I have no problems separating open sexuality and everyday behavior from the same people, even in real life. If a friend had a few too many and decided to ride the mechanical bull naked last night, Im not gonna treat her any different tomorrow just because they stepped out of character for a moment. I will still ask how junior did on that test, or how their interview went, etc etc. I honestly dont understand the hangup or awkwardness some people mentally assign. 10. Im often an intuitive judge of others character, yet Im quite dense or oblivious when it comes to ascertaining what others think of me. Im not sure if I just wont give myself enough credit to believe they think highly, or if I have some subconscious quirk that makes me avoid being baited for amusement. Perhaps explains my appreciation of assertiveness. 11. My number one self loathing is my need for purpose. Almost every motivation I have is connected to a "what for". I have trouble doing something just to please myself. Its the most self destructive or at least neglective part of my character. 12. 12 because its Saint's lucky number, and she's lucky I filled this out. Or maybe Im lucky lol. The people I choose are:- Anyone who feels compelled after reading my drivel.

I posted this simply because Sherry didnt impose it on anyone, and it was based on chance so I wanted to see what it said. ================== RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Crawling Back HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? In dreams WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Got What You Need HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Classical Thump WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Til the End of Time WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Good to be Bad WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? I'll Never Tell (LOL!) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Im Hurtin (wtf) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Dream Baby WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? A Show of Hands WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? The Deeper the Love WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Let the Good Times Roll WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Mean Woman BLues (lol aint that the damn truth) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Crash Course (hahahaha mayday mayday!!) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Flying in a Blue Dream (I could deal with that) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?? Hear the wind BLow (mmm hatteras) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?? Trying to Get You (hmm) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Indian Summer ??? WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW? One WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Dance WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Little Dreamer Wow...weird how it came together. I tag nobody.