Good Morning.
Have you heard about this so called incident at McDonald’s where a man left his cell phone behind after he then realized he left his phone there he called to make sure someone working would secure the phone for him and he would be over to pick it up. The man now has a lawsuit against McDonald’s like who hasn’t tried to get rich off of McDonald’s…apparently any business that has a clown running it is fair game for lawsuits…Oh well!... However, here is my ploy on this whole ordeal…I like to give the benefit of the doubt in more ways then one…but what kind of idiot has naked pictures of his wife on his cell phone? Red Check mark number one (1) then all this happened back in July…hmmm red check mark number two (2) Then the couple have to move because of embarrassment due to said wife being naked on said husbands cell phone… What will the neighbors think? We need to move! No, I will tell you what you need to do, First off, Liar, Liar, Pants on fire! Who leaves naked photos on their spouse on their cell? First off…oh hell I already did a first off…Ok…stay with me here it is going to get fast and furriest… If the wife (and you noticed I am not giving names other then Mickey D’s due to the sneaking suspicions that this is all a get rich for quick scheme against the Ronald McDonald legacy) So if the wife knew these photos were on there why didn’t she make sure he deleted them unless he was going to parade her features around and show them to friends… and internet buddies, and internet sites and oh well everyone…Seems to me if anyone should have a lawsuit would be Mickey D’s for someone trying to take advantage of their name sake. Why do the photos only show up months later? Hmmm cause for concern I think. How do they know the photos hit the internet airways unless they frequent those sites…Or did the neighborhood get together and throw a party with naked photos of the Unsuspecting pore naked wife… Oh Hey seen your wife naked the other day… on the Naked Crack Dot Com site… mind if I show you my shots of her? Way too many things that do not add up to a full blown caught off guard situation. I believe this was either one of two things…the Pictures if their were any…were placed out there by the husband and he got caught and thought of this get his ass out of trouble scheme…or there were no pictures and the wife and him were both in on it… or perhaps she agreed with the whole scheme, perhaps she is a dancer in the Brass Ass bare it all saloon…something is way fishy here heavens to mergatroid! Who used to say that? hmmm Daffy Duck I think…anyway the scheme is just as daffy…
Talking about pictures Bonnie and I were whipping thru some last night to make a calendar on Shutterfly.com No, no, no,…no nudies…I guess I should have looked before I stepped…no we seen a calendar that this site will make you with your photographs, and decided to surprise the girls with Photos for each of their calendars, you can have the site list all of your important dates for the recipients of the calendar too, birthdays, anniversaries, special dates. Vacation dates, you name it, it’s very cool check it out… I even imagine the not so famous couple could get their Mickey D’s memorabilia made into a calendar too… hopefully it’s a few photos of jail cells, court rooms and other pieces of memories to remind them of how stupid they are…
Other then that may today, this day be a wonderful, yet marvelous Tuesday for you and yours.
Hey I need to purchase a Leather coat for Bonnie where is a good place to search? PS I am not made out of money either…however…I do not wish to get the knockoff stuff either…any suggestions?
Have a great day, two hugs 13 pats… whoops…Must be frisky Tuesday.
Marrrrrtay… Too many “r”
