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I hope everyone enjoys this. I remember hearing about all the spiders we eat when we sleep when we were growing up. Once I even woke up with a spider crawling across my face. :D

http://ezinearticles.com/?Yahoo:-How-Many-Spiders-Do-You-Eat-While-Sleeping?&id=165748

Came the Spider While I Was Sleeping
By
John Taylor Jones, Ph.D.

A teensy weensy spider

Up climbed again the spider

To show that he had spunk.

He tickled my nose again and

I blew out the little punk.

The spider not one to cower

Under the threat of my snout,

The spider climbed up in again

And again I blew him out.

This time he landed very hard;

Was plastered to the wall.

Said the itsy bitsy spider,

This is not a good idea at all.

Still a little later

The spider did appear.

I poked and dug to cure my etch;

He now lives in my ear.

The End

copyright©2006 John Taylor Jones, Ph.D.


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