You know in the old days a household would have a butler... If you went to a house, the butler would open the door and ask who you are. Then the butler would let you in and have you wait in the study, and would take your calling card to the person in the house that you want to visit? To carry on that antiquated tradition I have decided to have some calling cards printed up. You never know what you will need to be on your calling card so Im making a variety, hopefully I have the right card for every occasion. Without further ado...
My list of calling cards:
- Director of Keeping It Real
- Professa of 'G'ology
- There is no 'Off' on the Genius Switch
- Director of it
- Supa Fly Tech Hoe
- Sexy Bitch
- Twisted Mister
- Frag the weak, hurdle the dead.
- My pimp hand is strong
- Hookers and Blow
- Men are disgusting, thats what we do
What do you think? Something I missed that should be added?