G33K1N73HP1NK's blog: "Misc Rants"

babyJustFo...: hi G33K1N73HP1NK: hello babyJustFo...: hi im bored wanna have fun? G33K1N73HP1NK: oh yah I like fun G33K1N73HP1NK: what like internet solitaire? babyJustFo...: LIKE CYBER G33K1N73HP1NK: I dont know that game babyJustFo...: wana know bout that?? G33K1N73HP1NK: yah what is it? G33K1N73HP1NK: is it like those people that are half human and half robot?? G33K1N73HP1NK: are those your pics? babyJustFo...: hell yhwe babyJustFo...: add me on yahoo my name is xxxx@yahoo.com G33K1N73HP1NK: I dont have yahoo, can we just chat here? babyJustFo...: how can you see me then?? G33K1N73HP1NK: Why do I need to see you? babyJustFo...: to show you what fun is G33K1N73HP1NK: are you going to draw me a diagram? babyJustFo...: so i guess you wont gonna see it G33K1N73HP1NK: I asked you to draw a diagram of cyborg fun G33K1N73HP1NK: I want fun but Im not sure why I need to sign up for yahoo to have fun... babyJustFo...: coz its much easier there G33K1N73HP1NK: easier for what? G33K1N73HP1NK: you there? babyJustFo...: yha...easier to IM each other G33K1N73HP1NK: Oh Ive heard of IM is that the fun? babyJustFo...: and see my cam G33K1N73HP1NK: you have a cam?? babyJustFo...: you bet G33K1N73HP1NK: how much does it cost? babyJustFo...: 5$ G33K1N73HP1NK: bwuhahahhaa Im not giving my yahoo to a cam [ED: SIC] hoor babyJustFo...: hahahahaha ok G33K1N73HP1NK: go scam someone that is clueless and hard up

You know in the old days a household would have a butler... If you went to a house, the butler would open the door and ask who you are. Then the butler would let you in and have you wait in the study, and would take your calling card to the person in the house that you want to visit? To carry on that antiquated tradition I have decided to have some calling cards printed up. You never know what you will need to be on your calling card so Im making a variety, hopefully I have the right card for every occasion. Without further ado... My list of calling cards: - Director of Keeping It Real - Professa of 'G'ology - There is no 'Off' on the Genius Switch - Director of it - Supa Fly Tech Hoe - Sexy Bitch - Twisted Mister - Frag the weak, hurdle the dead. - My pimp hand is strong - Hookers and Blow - Men are disgusting, thats what we do What do you think? Something I missed that should be added?

As a Santa Barbara native, I would like to personally strangle the bastard that made the "Slow down Santa Barbara" signs in everyone's yard. If SB went any slower, we would be going BACKWARDS.