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52 Year Old · Male · Joined on September 2, 2008 · Born on January 27th · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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52 Year Old · Male · Joined on September 2, 2008 · Born on January 27th · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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I am Rev. Cactus. I'm a lover of people, keeper of bees and a singer & musician. I wear a kilt every day of my life.

52 Year Old · Male · Joined on September 2, 2008 · Born on January 27th · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
Interests
Guitars, BBQ, Sous Vide, Jack Daniels, Music, Bees, Chickens, Comedy, Free Speech, Fun People.
Movies
Slapshot, The Big Lebowski, O Brother, Casino, Something about Mary, Christmas Vacation... many, many more....
Idols
Norm Macdonald, Robin Williams, Dave Chappelle, Eddy Van Halen, Washington, Lincoln, Reagan, Trump.

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  • Cactus 50th birthday and no boobs in my inbox!
    2 years ago · Comment

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  • Someone ⇒ Cactus
    HUGGGS YOU WITH THE INTERNET!!

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  • Wilde Hearte Fu...Cactus
    RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!F.U.C.K. Stands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise me we'll F.U.C.K. forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C.Ks are. 9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn, I'm lucky! -lol- Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back - people feel sorry for youCryGet 2 back - You have a couple true friendsTongue outGet 3 back - You're alrightSmileGet 4 back - Your lovedSmileGet 5 back - Your adoredKissGet 6 or more - Damn your a celebrity Surprised....mmmm Yum!

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Cactus
    YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!F.U.C.K. Stands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise me we'll F.U.C.K. forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C.Ks are. 9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn, I'm lucky! -lol- Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back - people feel sorry for youCryGet 2 back - You have a couple true friendsTongue outGet 3 back - You're alrightSmileGet 4 back - Your lovedSmileGet 5 back - Your adoredKissGet 6 or more - Damn your a celebrity Surprised....mmmm Yum!

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Cactus
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.Send this heart to at least 15 people and to meif you Gonna Hold Me Down for Life!!!Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!........??????............??????....??????????....??????????..????????????????........????????????????????????........?????????????????????????....????? ????????????????????? ..???????. ?????????????????????????....??????????????????????......????????????? ??????.........???????????????...........???????????............????????.............??????...............??"xoxoxoxo9,675,000,000 people n this world && yet i ended up with you as a friend?Damn,Im lucky!FRIENDS FOR LIFEGet 1 back - People feel sorry for youGet 2 back - You have a couple true friendsGet 3 back - You rightGet 4 back - You are lovedGet 5 back - You are adoredGet 6 or more - Damn, your a celebrity

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Wilde Hearte Fu...Cactus
    I SENT AN ANGEL♥ TO WATCH OVER♥ YOU LAST NIGHT♥ BUT IT CAME BACK.♥ I ASKED WHY?♥ AND IT SAID...♥ ANGELS DON'T WATCH OVER ANGELS!♥ SEND THIS TO♥ ALL THE PEOPLE YOU♥ REALLY CARE ABOUT!♥ 20 angels are in this world.♥ 10 are sleeping♥ 9 are playing♥ And 1 is reading this comment♥ Send this to 10 friends♥ including me!♥ And if you get 5 replies..♥ someone you love will surprise you MUCH LOVE 4 MY ANGEL!!!!

    15 years ago · Reply
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