AIGHT, SO I WAS BOMBED AS FUCK LAST NIGHT. NO SURPRISE THERE. THE SURPRISE COMES WHEN YOU ARE SO INTOXICATED THAT YOU MAKE THE RETARD OF A FUCKING CAB DRIVER DRUNK BY OSMOSIS. THIS IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION I CAN COME UP WITH FOR THIS GUY DROVE HIS FUCKING CAB INTO A GODDAMN TELEPHONE POLE!! THAT'S RIGHT NO JOKE, TWO MILES AWAY FROM MY HOUSE, DRUNK AS PISSED AND BY CHANCE JUST HAPPENING TO BE WEARING A SEATBELT, AND BLAM THIS FUCKER RUNS A RED LIGHT AND HITS A FUCKING TELEPHONE POLE!!!! I WAS HALF BLACKED OUT AT THE TIME, THEN BAM MY HEAD AND KNEE CAPS BASH INTO THE PROTECTIVE GLASS THAT SEPARATES ME FROM THIS SHIT FUCKING PIECE OF BRAIN DAMAGE!!! ALL I CAN HEAR FROM HIM IS "HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK MAN, WHAT THE FUCK MAN, HOLY SHIT!!!" NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO HEAR IN A DRUNKEN STATE WHILE YOUR WHOLE FUCKING HEAD IS POUNDING!!! HAD TO WAIT AROUND 45 MINUTES FOR A FUCKING COP TO GET THERE AND ASK ME IN MY DRUNKEN STATE WHAT HAPPENED, I THINK THE BEST ANSWER I GAVE THE OFFICER WAS THAT THE RETARD TRIED TO FUCKING KILL ME!!! AFTER THAT HAD TO WAIT FOR ANOTHER CAB TO SHOW UP AND GIVE ME A RIDE BACK TO MY HOUSE. THE DRIVER NOW HAS TWO BROKEN ARMS AND A SHATTERED HIP, AND I'M LEFT WITH FREE CAB RIDES FOR A YEAR, AND THE CONTINUED HATE FOR THE TOWN I LIVE IN. JESUS CHRIST I HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE, THIS SHIT IS JUST GETTING RIDICULOUS!!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT ALL.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND BRUISED TO SHIT!!!
