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Brave men jokes >>> >>> >>> What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? >>> >>> The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and >>> smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: >>> "You're next, fatty." >>> >>> -------------------------------------------------------------------- >>> >>> Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while >>> his wife is lying in bed reading. >>> >>> Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a >>> headache." >>> >>> Wife replies: "I think you'll find, that is a sheep." >>> >>> Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the >>> sheep." >>> >>> -------------------------------------------------------------------- >>> >>> A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a >>> >>> suitcase. >>> >>> He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to >>> >>> Sydney.I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing >>> what I do for you for free." >>> >>> Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the >>> >>> bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she >>> asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too I want to see how >>> you live >>> >>> on $800 a year". >>> >>> -------------------------------------------------------------------- >>> >>> A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she >>> >>> selected: >>> >>> * 1 quart of low fat milk >>> >>> * a carton of eggs >>> >>> * 1 quart of orange juice >>> >>> * a head of lettuce >>> >>> * half a dozen tomatoes >>> >>> * a 1 pound can of coffee >>> >>> * a pound of bacon >>> >>> >>> As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check >>> >>> out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the >>> items in front of the cashier. >>> >>> While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk >>> >>> calmly stated,"You must be single." >>> >>> The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she >>> was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed >>> >>> single. >>> >>> She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing >>> >>> particularly unusual about her selections that could have >>> tipped off the drunk as to her marital status. >>> >>> Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you >>> know >>> >>> what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you >>> know that?" >>> >>> The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."