Brave men jokes
>>>
>>>
>>> What's the definition of the bravest man in the
world??
>>>
>>> The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and
>>> smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says:
>>> "You're next, fatty."
>>>
>>>
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>>>
>>> Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm
while
>>> his wife is lying in bed reading.
>>>
>>> Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've
got a
>>> headache."
>>>
>>> Wife replies: "I think you'll find, that is a sheep."
>>>
>>> Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the
>>> sheep."
>>>
>>>
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>>>
>>> A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing
a
>>>
>>> suitcase.
>>>
>>> He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving
to
>>>
>>> Sydney.I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for
doing
>>> what I do for you for free."
>>>
>>> Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into
the
>>>
>>> bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When
she
>>> asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too I want to
see how
>>> you live
>>>
>>> on $800 a year".
>>>
>>>
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>>>
>>> A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she
>>>
>>> selected:
>>>
>>> * 1 quart of low fat milk
>>>
>>> * a carton of eggs
>>>
>>> * 1 quart of orange juice
>>>
>>> * a head of lettuce
>>>
>>> * half a dozen tomatoes
>>>
>>> * a 1 pound can of coffee
>>>
>>> * a pound of bacon
>>>
>>>
>>> As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check
>>>
>>> out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed
the
>>> items in front of the cashier.
>>>
>>> While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the
drunk
>>>
>>> calmly stated,"You must be single."
>>>
>>> The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she
>>> was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed
>>>
>>> single.
>>>
>>> She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
>>>
>>> particularly unusual about her selections that could
have
>>> tipped off the drunk as to her marital status.
>>>
>>> Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well,
you
>>> know
>>>
>>> what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did
you
>>> know that?"
>>>
>>> The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."