A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up
>to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
>wife.
> "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
> "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
> "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
>shape, size, color and material imaginable.
>
> "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four
>types of bras to choose from."
> Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
> " There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
>Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
>
> Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
> The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
>
> The Catholic type supports the masses.
> The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
> The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
> The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
>
> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
>letters used to define bra sizes?
> If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
>for, it is about time you became informed!
>
> (A} Almost Boobs...
> {B} Barely there.
> {C} Can't Complain!
> {D} Dang!
> {DD} Double dang!
> {E} Enormous!
> {F} Fake.
> {G} Get a Reduction.
> {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
>
>
>
> They forgot the German bra.
>
> Holtzemfromfloppen
