The next time you see a little old lady with shaky
>> hands, you'll remember this lady.
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly
enters the front door of a sex shop.
>> Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the
few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for
support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk "Dddooo
youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,
replies "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry
many different models."
The old woman then asks "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy
aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd
aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by
bbaatteries?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
She asks, "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww
tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"
