Boy On The Beach
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in
Miami . As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the
women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her
why.
She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but
returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things
than his dad does.
She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is."
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to
play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his
mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and
the long er he talks, the dumber he gets."
