Good Morning and happy hump day… last night on Idol…hmmm no comment! They were ok…but it was like they were told to do a song and they did it… Almost like it was a read thru not an audition. I thought two of the eleven sounded good and the rest sounded just ok… back to back Beatle’s songs…”Can’t buy me Love” and it turned out to be “A Hard Day’s Night” and “You Can’t do that” … ok enough on Idol because “I don’t want to spoil the Party”
Hey did you hear about this Chinese chick that threaten to not go out were her boyfriend due to him getting more “Boobular” Attention then her! Oh please! Here is that story… A Chinese woman forced her boyfriend to have breast-reduction surgery because his man boobs made her look flat. Xiao Feng, of Chongqing, threatened to break up with Zhang Jianguo unless he underwent surgery. Zhang, who is 5ft 7ins tall and weighs 15 stone, explained: "She said that whenever we went out, she felt embarrassed because my breasts were eye-catching compared to hers." Doctors at the First Affiliated Hospital of Chongqing Medical University sucked out more than 200ml of fat and tissue from his breasts, reports Chongqing Business News.
The moral of the story is: Two Zhang’s are more eye catching then two Feng’s! Or the saying MAN You boobs are big works on this dude… ok… I should have stopped at Good Morning…
On the lighter side apparently some teenagers mistaken a Police Station for a Bank, oh and guess where? Florida…isn’t that special… Like my good friend from Lost Wages I mean Las Vegas she said: You know a lot of those people down there as mis-placed Northerns…Oh and this is for her… (I finally get to comment back) Ok, that I agree on, but when Mis-placed northerns have Children born into Florida, that makes the children Florida Born and raised… and … altogether now: “ They make more headlines of the chronically stupid then do Northerner’s living in the North on an everyday basis” hmmm it sounded better in my head! Dang it… she wins again… Mel one day I will get you my pretty and your Lil’ dawg too!
Has anyone seen the Movie Enchanted yet? Oh yeah its corny, but a full belly laugh in parts… I love the Chipmunk after the Queen blows up the martini glass on the bar… too funny…
Ok enough of enough… what that means is…it’s time for me to work…oh yeah I do have a job, thank god eh? If not my writing career would be short lived… May your day be fine in everyway.
A huge hug and assorted pats
Mart
