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59 Year Old · Male · From Killeen, TX · Joined on November 9, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 3rd · 56 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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59 Year Old · Male · From Killeen, TX · Joined on November 9, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 3rd · 56 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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I need some help in located a very important person that I have been searching for on and off for the past 28 years. Audrey Jeann Myers formally Devericks of Doylestown Ohio. Last known address 901 Myrtle Ave Cuyahoga Falls Ohio. Anyone knowing of this person please have her get in touch with me or you hit me up so I can give you my number to give to her. Thank you.I am seriously searching for her and other lost friends because I need friends to feel sorry for me and take my lazy ass into their home and feed me without me having to pay rent nor get a job. I used up and robbed all my friends in Texas. I really need to get out of Texas because I burned all my bridges by stealing $1000+ worth of personal belongings from over half of my friends (only because the other half of them are sorry broke ass lazy pieces of shit that ain't got nothing worth shit.) I would be willing to compensate anyone who could assist in me finding my old friends, who are financially well off. So that I can take advantage of them, while living in their home and slowly steal everything worth something from to pawn for money to buy crystal, to shoot up. I don't like to pay for shit with any of my own money, which I won't be telling them about because then they won't feed me and they will want rent money. I will not replace my friends' shit that I tear apart "to fix it" while tweaked out, nor if I cut the cords/cables off of it (which I will hide the item from them and not admit to destroying), or I just generally don't care 2 shits enough about because it isn't mine so I won't take care of it and it gets totally fucked up. If they have interior security cameras, I don't want their contact information because that is how I got busted this most recent time I screwed people over. But please make a special notation for me if they have a safe in their closet that I can rummage through and steal heirlooms out of after I rifle through the lady of the house's panties and take the ones I like the most to use to jack off on their couch in front of their fireplace. I like taking pictures of myself doing it because it is a nice spank bank item for me. I get off the hardest after I jack off on their couch and see them come home and sit on the same spot I had my dick in my hand earlier that day......the fucking idiots don't even know that they are sitting in my baby gravy......shit, I got a little hard just thinking about that just now. I gotta go handle this "growing" problem, but please PM me any info on any old friends from back in the day that I haven't yet fucked over.

59 Year Old · Male · From Killeen, TX · Joined on November 9, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 3rd · 56 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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