January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
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February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!! !.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!! !
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March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"
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April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!!
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May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
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June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn' t find a lake with a slope.
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July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
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August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... ..car swamped because soft-top was open.
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September - The capital of California is "C".....isn' t it???
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October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
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November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.
Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
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December - Couldn't call 911...."duh" ........ there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
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