Blonde Handywoman
> > >> A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
> > neighborhood.
> > >> She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
> > >> "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
> > >> The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
> > >> The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
> > >> The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
> > >> He responded, "Th at's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
> > >> A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
> > >> "You're finished already?"the husband asked!
> > >> "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
> > >> Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
> > it to her.
> > >> "And by the way," the blonde added, "It's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
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