Gee's blog: "BLOGGING"

Camera: "Gerard, what was your first car?" Gerard: "It was a Subaru XT. It was silver. Never had to wash it." Gerard: "And then this guy came up in sweat pants-" Frank: [covers face with hands] "Oh no!" Gerard: [grins] "-and a hockey jersey and his name was Howard Benson." "We are My Chemical Romance and we come from New Jersey, where we shoot motherfuckers like you!" At Warped Tour 2004 Frank: "FUCK! I forgot to get hand sanitizer." Gerard: "Fuck youuuu." "I prefer lighters, but cellphones are the new lighter." "I think the only place that scared the shit out of me was the Tenderloin. Because I walked--in San Fransisco--walked off the bus in my makeup and costume and this dude on the other side of the street in front of a crackhouse just goes, 'Better stay on that side of the street motherfucker, I'll knock you out!'." "I'm sick of seeing my face. But I am allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'cause it's my fuckin' face. Know what I'm sayin'?" "This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie motherfucker!" "Ladies, let me hear you holler! If you ever see shitty ass rock dudes in shitty ass rock bands asking you to show them your tits for a backstage pass, I want you to spit right in their fuckin' face and yell FUCK YOU!!!" "It's that women's cut...They always fall down." Commenting after his pants fell down during a performance on Warped Tour 2004 where he was intoxicated "It's for the hamster I'm gonna buy! Ahh it's so perfect!" Gerard after opening a hamster cage at MCR's Secret Santa "What happened was *sniff*, I went right off the side walk and into the bushes, and I was all like, "WOAHHHH!", and I-I like killed so many plants..." "We'd be like 'Naw dude, it's got this part that's like RRNRRRNNN!'" "Howard [Benson] taught us the golden rule of song structure." Frank: "*laughs* It's spelled C-H-O-R-U-S." Gerard: "I like Starbucks. I know people are going to hate me for saying it-" Frank: "No man, you can't." Gerard: "But...it's so damn good!" Girl: "It smells like the shit in here." Gerard: *sigh* "...But it's not us!" Camera operator: "Let's have a day in the life of Gerard. This is what Gerard sees." Gerard: "'Going to get coffee! Going to get coffee!' That’s all it'd be." "The song was called 'I Don't Want To Grow Up' and the lyrics are like...'I don't wanna grow up *high pitched voice* I don't wanna grow up'...'Not a penny will I pinch, I will never wear a moustache' -- er, 'never grow a mustache not a fraction of an inch'. And it's just this song..." Frank: "It kinda sounds like a Descendents song." Gerard: "Yeah, yeah, it kinda does! And...she made me this outfit...it was like, green tights. Everything I had built, I had ruined. You know, I'd always wanted to escape my old elementary school, so of course it's a good idea to play fuckin' Peter Pan in your first year at a new school, right?" Talking about his role as Peter Pan in the musical and how his grandmother made his costume Frank: "You really have to love someone to...smell them at their worst." Gerard: "Yeah...I get pretty gruesome, too." “Just to know that it's okay to be messed up, ‘cause there’s five dudes that are just as messed as you are. And we've overcome that in order to do what we do.” “Who’s going to see Morrissey tomorrow here? Fuck yeah dude, what like 10 of you?” "I wake up in the morning and I drink a lot of fuckin' coffee all day and I smoke a lot of fuckin' cigarettes and it sucks." "I am the master of the wicket..." Making of the 'I'm Not Okay' video "This kickball game, this is the most fun I've had. Because it was biblical and amazing and dramatic and I fucked up a little but I was...shh I was good." Bob: "Did you get kicked in the balls by someone named Frankie?" Frank: *laughs* Bob: "You kicked him hard!" Gerard: "It just hurt but I didn't care but I was wondering--" Bob: "That just hurt?" Gerard: "--I was wondering what he was doing over there in the first place. I was like, "Whoa he's playing over here," and then he kicked me in the balls and I was like...'What did I do?'." "Me and Mikey, we are like a married couple. We share the same CD's and stuff." "We're trying to figure out how to play croquet by ourselves, because we don't know. I think Frank knows a little, but..." "Women being objectified...so many bad things that are just inherent and ingrained in it that don't have to be that way." On 'Rock and Roll' "Not drinking. Not partying. Just wanted to have a veggie-burger." "Has anyone seen my kung-fu lately? 'Cause it has gotten toottaallyy...awesome!" Live disk - You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison "I hope you know... this is gonna go down on your permanent rrrrrrrrecord!" Live disk - You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison "Just 'cause your bigger than me, just 'cause your smarter than me, just 'cause you drive a better car than me, does not mean, no way, no how, I am sucking you off, for any amount of money." Live disk - Give Em' Hell, Kid. "My moms here today!!! Raise you're hand if you're my mom (whole crowd raises their hand)NO NOT ALL OF YOU!! Mom come to the front, no mom the FRONT! IN THE FRONT! "Aberdeen, Scotland ! LET'S TEAR THIS FUCKING PLACE APART !" Before performing new un-named song in Aberdeen ECC. "How many of you have our first album?" (half of the crowd screams) "And how many of you have stolen it?" (half of the crowd screams) "....You know what? I fucking don't care!" Dusseldorf, 11/08/07

'Cause as much as we like to hear you scream, we LOOOVE to hear you BOOOO! *fans boo loudly* Gerard: YOU FUCKING LOVE US! March 24th, M.E.N arena & Atlanta, GA 4/24/07 You love us even though we have no respect for anything! March 24th, M.E.N Arena. This is a song about the United Kingdom's greatest killing machine. Before performing 'Teenagers', March 24th, MEN Arena. Singing* Everybody tie your shoe, I don't care about you. Everybody tie your shoe, clap clap. *Speaking* On three, cause I wanna get my shoes tied now, so I'm gonna tie my fucking shoes!...wait...okay, *Singing* Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap. Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap. *Speaking Again* That's possibly the fucking stupidest thing I've ever done up here. My Chemical Romance Tour Concert, 22nd March 2007, Birmingham, England I have the potential to be a fantastic alcoholic. The Black Parade went home... back to Italy! To an audience, Oakland, California show 2007 The Black Parade fucking hates glowsticks. Oakland, California 3/15/07 Ooo, what do we have here? A WHITE T-SHIRT?!?! IT'S MY FAVORITE! -throws over shoulder- **After a fan threw a white t-shirt onto the stage at March 1, 2007 show in Chicago "I have a lot of friends and family out in the drowd tonight. I wanna say hi to them. Mama, Christa, Jande', Little Mel, Tommy, and all the boys. LET'S FUCKING ROCK!" 3.7.07 What is this? Pink bunny ears? Well as much as I know you want me to put these on,they'll clash with my outfit. I do know my good friend IERO here'll like them! To the audeince after a fan threw pink bunny ears onto the stage at March 1, 2007 show in Chicago Even if you stop believing in us, we'll never stop believing in you. The Black Parade is DEAD!" To audience at March 13 show in San Diego, when the band came out as My Chemical Romance, after they played as the Black Parade Okay, I have to say thank you to every motherfucker in the audience. I have seen a couple people fall in the pit, and everytime someone has, everyone around them has helped them up. We haven't had to stop once, Because you guys are that fucking good! To audience at March 13th show in San Diego On the count of three, everyone say fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah TOMMY!" To audience at March 13th show in San Diego to MCR's good friend Tommy You dirty, dirty, dirty motherfuckers... To audience, Hartford, CT show 2007 Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You're good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 4 or 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey, girls, you are beautiful. If you don't go to high school, you will definitely go to jail. I'm Gerard Way and I'm here to steal your boyfriend! I feel like theres so many people out there who have the kids in the palm of their hand, listening but there are so few people saying something. Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend! Everyone, spit on this motherfucker. Everyone, say 'fuck you.' Everyone, flip me off! I hope you're all having a fucking good time! Yeah, Frank is pretty sexy. We're all kinda sexy. Our fans definitely are. Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bear suit? Hey, you see these sexy security guards, yes, very sexy security guards, well during this next song fucking get up right to them and push them over! A sock. I don't need this, you can have that back now. Show in Detroit, Joe Louis Arena after fans threw various "gifts" (socks) on stage Heh. A boa. I love these things... Show in Detroit, Joe Louis Arena. Fans throw red boa on stage, Gerard wears it during Mama. My favorite! While picking up a red boa on February 28th, Joe Louis. Fans had previously thrown a pink one onstage on the December 14th concert at Cobo Arena in Detroit. I'm sure you all have seen in the tabloids calling us some emo death cult. But I'm sure you know that we have never encouraged you to be anything than your fucking selves, and to never take any one else's mother-fucking shit! February 28th, 2007 Joe Louis Arena, Detroit The Black Parade thanks you for all of your gifts! Including the socks! February 28th, 2007 Joe Louis Arena, Detroit OOH, somebody brought a laser pointer, which is... magically disappearing before our very eyes. Nobody likes the guy with the laser pointer duuuude. *audience boo fan* It's worse than jerking off, that shit'll make you blind. show at Forum March 10 We are the Black Parade! Coming up next is My Chemical Romance...if you're into that kinda shit! show in Hartford CT 2007 (To audience)I saw a sparkler out there, that shit's gotta be illegal! That's ok though, I appreciate that sparkler. As long as you don't have any fuckin' bottle rockets I'm down with you, man. (To audience)I know something you don't! And that is... I'm not wearing any underwear! (Crowd screams) We're gonna get sexy for a minute! Ooh. Lemme see you clap your hands. At times there will be people out there who are willing to do anything to put you down! But don't EVER solve that with violence! Cause you're faster then them, better then them, and a HELL lot better looking then them! Playing in Stockholm, November 8th 2006 Mikey here thinks that nobody in here likes him... Playing in Stockholm, November 8th 2006 Who wants to go out...not out with me, out of the mosh." MCR Concert, Luna Park BigTop, Sydney, Australia. 26th January 2007 “What I did realize on the Big Day Out, and that is, that we don't fit in with fucking anybody! January 23rd, Concert at The Tivoli, Brisbane Look at me with my pretty bracelet and tiara, I'm a fuckin' princess! This is a weird lookin' room, like the shape of it...But there's nothing weird lookin' about you guys, thank you so much for coming out here tonight! Between songs while playing Festival Hall in Melbourne [29th January] I think a man who could wear a leather jacket and listen to Liza Minelli, is a real badass, that’s what I think. During an interview at SummerSonic ’06 When you're touring and the minute you tell someone that you're from Jersey it's the equivalent of telling them you just got out of jail. It takes me a while to tell stories. I think it's because I was drunk for three years. Alternative Press December 2004 For me, [being onstage] is me being everything I always wanted to be. It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us. Alternative Press December 2004 Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can't believe he did this today." Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight. Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone! Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in... Frank: Oh god! Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere! Mikey: I did that one time... Gerard: What about the times with the radio? Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though. Uh, actually, we like to kidnap them in a van, and tie them up, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE! When asked what kinds of surprises the band likes to do for their fans on fuse TV Gerard: "We have always had a desire to be a theatrical band, even when we were playing basements. You know we were the most theatrical band in a basement you probably would ever see." Frank: "It's true." Interview in L.A. Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive." The album booklet for the CD “Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge” Well...it's funny you mention that, because I'm still living in a basement. I've just moved back in with my mom. When asked about life on the road and the transformation from basements to houses on MuchMusic. If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway. KROQ, rambling after performing 'Prison' We're not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like...uh, this sun stuff kind of sucks. I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too. If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen-year-old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about. It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Who is that worm? After a driver almost hit fans at a show on December 10. Gerard then proceeded to chase the car) Hey listen up! All you racists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain assholes, we've got a message for you...GO THE FUCK HOME! We don't want you here, don't buy our merch, and don’t listen to our music. If you have our CD, break it. We don't want you and we don't need you here. Warped Tour '05 in VA. Kurt Cobain was also quoted saying something similar, though not exact. Interviewer: “Organic or chemical?" Gerard: "Organic." Frank: "...Depending..." Ray: "Chemical, I think." Mikey: "Organic...wait, no, chemical?" Gerard: "Oh! Hell yeah, chemical!" Ray: "Nothing tastes good organic." Mikey: "Sweet 'n' Low." Frank: "Pears are good organic." AOL interview -- this or that Are you going to talk about my new love of raw clams? AP interview, December 06 It's insanely gleeful...This record is like running around a field of flowers with a butcher knife. Blender interview Fuck yeah; I’m going to get some comfortable pants! Why stop there? Maybe a nice cable knit sweater. Maybe I’ll buy a house for my thirtieth birthday next year. I’m gonna get a Dodge Stratus. I’m gonna go to Blockbuster. I’m gonna get whatever shower curtain I want. Because I deserve it. Blender interview None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill ’em with deliciousness. When asked by Blender what the next country the US would save should be I really hate physical violence, but there’s this one where this kid is talking shit forever to this other kid, and the dude gets into this weird jujitsu pose and just knocks him out with one punch. When asked by Blender what the funniest You Tube video of 2006 was Interviewer: "You're pretty young guys, what turns you on?" Gerard: "Wow, I'm not that young, so..." Interviewer: “Really? But you can still get turned on, I mean..." Gerard: "Bengay!" Mikey: "Uh, Coke Zero." Frank: "Good stuff." Ray: "Sleep!" Frank: *laughs* Gerard: "Bob, what turns you on, man?" Bob: "Slippers." Patient: "Well, I'm dead, so..." Interviewer: "Oh, I guess you don't get turned on." Frank: "My fiancée. That's it." Gerard: “Aw.” Ray: "Hey! You can't say that! You can't say it!" Frank: "You didn't say it!" Gerard: "You can't!" Frank: "Oh yeah, I'm getting presents now!" Spike TV Scream Awards interview, 2006 So, there’s been a lot of talk about us being a part of an ‘emo death cult.’ Well, I guess you’re in on the secret! At the Y101, Snowball 2006 Concert in VA Like the band really saved all our lives, so it's kind of our way of getting back with the band, is to try to save other people's lives. What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favorite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge. People don't know if I’m gay, straight or an alien from outer space... it’s funny. Kerrang interview Well, he's my biggest inspiration, and not just as a songwriter, but as a human being. He was somebody who was very unashamed of what he was, and he didn't care, I mean, like, he'd dress up like a harlequin, rock half a mic stand... but, I mean, who could beat him? About Freddie Mercury On Channel 4's 'My Chemical Romance Profile' show, UK TV When this stops being special, when we become part of the problem, it will be time to quit. It can happen on the next record or five records from now. When this stops meaning something, we'll all walk away. 'Spin' magazine interview I was really bummed 'cause last year on Warped Tour I got a really bad sun tan, [---] 'cause I'm half Italian so I tan really good." "Really?" "Yeah, it's a bummer. Steven's Untitled Rock Show - FUSE (My Chemical Romance Make-Up Tips) There's this crazy band playing, basically letting him know that he's dead. Making the video for 'Welcome to the Black Parade' Coming up next... I have a knot in my hair. Interviewer: “Wild night out or romantic night in?” Frank: “Romantic night in.” Mikey "Wild night out." Gerard: *grins* "Wild night in." AOL this or that interview In the UK they're intoxicated, wasted. 2pm - wasted ... but extremely enthusiastic, really pure. Talking about fans in the UK - Fuse interview Canada's difficult to operate in, 'cause their money's all weird and funny. It's got funny colours and border-crossing's a pain in the butt. But other than that, once you get over the border, and you deal with the funny coloured money, everything's really awesome. Fuse interview America, of course, is America. We all know how America is. Fuse interview In England, I'm the extremo Morrisey. I don't know what that means. I guess, like, it's a bungey-jumping Morrisey. I don't know what it means really. Interviewer: "What are your nicknames on tour for each other 'cause I've heard that you guys nickname absolutely everything and everyone." Gerard: "Yeah, everybody has a nickname. Let's see, uh, *points to Bob* we call him 'Bob-o-san', uh, *points to Ray* 'Torosaurus', *points to Mikey* 'The Wheeze', Frank we refer to as 'F-Lero', and for some reason everybody calls me...uh, 'Uncle Jiggy'..." Australia MTV interview Interviewer: "Well if you guys were performing today, unfortunately, no your really busy you don't have time, but we would of flown Liza Minnelli out here for you." Gerard: "Really??" Interviewer: "No, that's total bullshit." Australia MTV interview Yeah, it's better than a blowjob. Big Day In Interview , Channel V Feb 18th I'm not psychotic... I just like psychotic things. Are you on our side and you want to be different, or are you on their side and you want to throw a football at my head? We're not rockstars--we're sick like the rest of you. I don't mind being extremely extraordinary onstage, but I'm not going to bullshit people. People will bitch and complain about us....'dude you're still making the same fucking pop punk record!' What do you fucking expect? Are you that surprised? Rock stars should give people hope. It's difficult watching someone deteriorating.....it's all about survival. But my hair has nothing to do with what I want to say. It's the needless fucking celebrity bullshit that makes it a grind. Hey, it's a Capri Sun. Anyone wants juice? It's good for you. Drink that shit. At a concert where someone threw juice on stage, Nassau Coliseum, 2/23/07. Steven: "I don't know how to tie a tie." Gerard: "Frank does, he went to Catholic School." Steven's Untitled Rock Show - FUSE (My Chemical Romance Make-Up Tips) Girl's capri breakfast pants...they kinda rule, though, they're really comfortable. Pulling out a pair of bright green capris from his suitcase on MCR's bus on MTV's My Chemical Diary at Warped Tour (only shown in Philippines) I don't want people to be afraid of living, which I think is everybody's biggest fear. I want people to express themselves how they want. If that means dressing up in women's clothing, so be it. I'm very opposed to intolerance, racism and sexism. Men are still being called 'faggot.' I see women being treated as second-class citizens, even in punk rock. So if it's happening there, it's happening everywhere. I'm very much into acceptance. Rolling Stone interview, Nov 30, 2006 I don't think I should say this, but Mikey was bootlegging Disney movies that were only out, like, in the Philippines -- like Song of the South and The Black Cauldron -- which he'd fucking sell on eBay. A private investigator came to our house, and he got nabbed. But they didn't throw him in jail. He was fifteen! Rolling Stone interview, Nov 30, 2006 Interviewer: "At this point, those marching-band outfits you wear onstage must smell like shit." Gerard: "It's the weirdest thing. They don't! We sweat all over them, but they don't retain the sweat or stain from the sweat. There have been times we went two weeks straight in them, and they didn't smell." Rolling Stone interview, Nov 30, 2006 Gerard: "30's not old. 30's like the new 20." Frank: "Yeah...for trees." Interview in London March 29, 2007. I was this hermit artist kid who was Mikey's weird older brother. We always felt we were much more of a rock 'n' roll band. All of us grew up as geeks, getting picked on and being told we weren't good enough. It's not meant to inspire you to acts of violence. Everything is a metaphor. It's really about two boys living in New Jersey who lost their grandma. On 'Helena' No one was allowed in there when I was doing my thing. There's a pageantry to rock that's been missing, and that's the ambition on the new record. About 'The Black Parade' Just blowin' around, (high pitched voice) blowin' around... Onstage at Wembley Arena, March 30th You dirty, disgusting, glowstick-loving, motherfucking animals! I just got so emo I fell apart. Talking about his action figure Everyone take a step backward on the count of three, one, two, three! Come on, go back! I am not that pretty! Telling the people in the pit to spread out 4/14/07 in Houston Making the Black Parade was the biggest challenge...met them in a parking lot, they brought knives, they cheated, it wasn't fair...I think they won. Talking about the biggest challenge of their year on At Much Music Live! (laughing)You know, little of this, little of that! Let's just say I'm good at the rodeo! When asked how he got into SPIN magazine, circa 2004 No, let me tell my story. You guys need to shut up. Trying to tell a story about Titi, a voodoo man, on WSOU circa '04. Hey Guys, We like to keep all of you in the loop because although you are fans we see you as our friends...I'm very proud to announce my brother's recent marriage. Watching him grow up into a man and finding love makes me the happiest brother alive. In light of this joyous event, the band has decided to give he and his wife a much needed break from the road to start a life and have a proper honeymoon and do all of the things a newlywed couple should do. I know this is upsetting news, as it is for us, but we will continue to tour with a temporary replacement until he has situated himself in his new life.We thank all of your for your love and support, and know you are all as happy for him as we are. See you on the road, Gerard. From mychemicalromance.com There's a way to avoid them see...oh shit, they have two of them. While trying to avoid one spotlight another shines on him I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick! Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too. I don't understand the 'cutesy frontman' tag I've been given. I just thought people liked me because I'm a crazy asshole. Question: "Bob, Frank, Mikey, and Ray are all hanging on a cliff. Who would you save first?" Gerard: "I'd jump too." 97x radio station interview in Tampa, FL Okay, um Mikey? This lollipop you threw at my head, it just broke, it shattered. FUCKIN' AAAA! ...This isn't like that one KROQ show we played where I couldn't curse at all. We got banned from Orange County. BUT I CAN CURSE ALL I FUCKIN' WANT HERE! KROQ's Weenie Roast 2005 Beach balls at festival shows are the work of the devil. KROQ's Weenie Roast 2005 This song got us arrested in France because it's about getting fucked in the ass! Introduing "You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison" at KROQ's Weenie Roast 2005 How many ladies we got in the house today? *girls scream* ...It looks like there's a lot more of you than that. HOW MANY FUCKIN' LADIES WE GOT HERE TODAYYY? *girls scream louder* Now that we have your undivided female attention, I want you to do us a favor. You're gonna be going to rock shows for the rest of your natural life, right ladies? *girls scream* You're gonna see skeazy-ass rock dudes in skeazy-ass rock bands and they're gonna come up to you and ask you to SHOW YOUR TITS FOR A BACKSTAGE PASS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO FUCKIN' DO? I WANT YOU TO SPIT RIGHT IN THEIR FUCKING FACE, AND YELL 'FUCK YOU!'" KROQ's Weenie Roast 2005 Today is special for two reasons. First: because it is halloween. Second: because it's Frank Iero's birthday! He just turns... fifthteen years old... At Halloween show on October 31, 2006 Can you flip that view screen around? I got some salt water in my eye. I'm in the shit for sure. During the Making of the Video: the Ghost of You Steven: "Rachel Reed wants to know if Gerard sleeps naked." Frank: "Yes he does." Gerard: "No, no I don't. Wait, what?" Frank: "He did when he was sleeping with me." Steven: "Whoa...My Chem exposed." Frank: "He told me that was how it had to be!" interview on Steven's Untitled Rock Show (SURS) during the Bamboozle "Live every day as if it was your last" 7th Avenue Drop on Fuse "We are all very--Ooh, is this a present?" Onstage at Worchester, Mass. on 5/8/07 Steven: [talking about Ville Valo] "That guy smokes more than any human being I've ever seen. H-his teeth are the color of the sun." Gerard: "He's a handsome guy, though!" interview on Steven's Untitled Rock Show at the Bamboozle '07 "I've got these bad-ass pajamas..." interview on Steven's Untitled Rock Show at the Bamboozle '07 Like 4 year ago, we played a show in Madrid, in a place called "MobyDick" and there was 15 of you portuguese motherfuckers and you made that show amazing, so I want to thank you all. Durin the show at Lisbon Coliseum, 24/06/07 You all've been very naughty, and that's a good thing. Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean? Frank: Popsicle is the new black. Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it. Frank: I wish it were Popsicle. Gerard: Popsicles? Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one. Mikey: I like Popsicles... Call me...anytime...just give me a call..because..uh if I don't pick up..I'll call you back..I promise. (10/25/07) After performing Mama at the Prudential Center ..And I looked into the mirror and I was like, 'You're still uncool.' And I was really happy with that revelation. 'And you're never going to be cool, so stop trying.' NME.com Interview 2007. "My mom's here today!!! Raise you're hand if you're my mom! (whole crowd raises their hand)NO NOT ALL OF YOU!! Mom come to the front, no mom the FRONT! IN THE FRONT!" "so people keep asking my what this badge is for...this badge makes me the sheriff, the sheriff of emo town so everybody get your flat irons out and your eyeliner on and let's have a FUCKING party!! woooo!" AOL on-the-spot questions interviewer: now we're gonna put you on-the-spot. morning or night? GW: night. MCR: night. interviewer: driver or passenger? GW: passenger. FI/BB/RT: driver. GW: *smiles* MW: passenger. interviewer: free michael or free martha? FI: kindersex! GW: *squeezes face* BB: yes. GW: free michael. FI: who? GW: who's michael? MW: michael jackson. RT: i guess michael jackson. GW: oh, neither.. how bout that? RT: oh, dude. FI: lock em both up. GW: yeah. FI: together! interviewer: misfits or motorheads? MCR: misfits. interviewer: romantic night in or wild night out? FI/RT: romantic night in. MW: wild night out. GW: wild night in! interviewer: night of the living dead or hell raiser? MCR: night of the living dead. interviewer: cat or dog? GW/FI/RT/MW: dog. BB: cat... shit. FI: pppthh! interviewer: new yoprk or LA? FI: jersey! GW/BB/RT/MW: new york. interviewer: organic or chemical? GW: organic. FI: depending. GW: whoa.. RT: chemical. GW: hell yeah, chemical. MCR: *laughs* RT: nothing taste good organic. FI: pears are good organic. interviewer: vampires or wearwolves? GW/FI: vampires. MW: wearwolves. FI: pirates. RT: yeah, i like wearwolves better actually. i'm gonna go with wearwolves. FI: ugh, traitor! MCR DIARY (on cleaning his jeans) guy: how are you gonna get rid of those? gerard: water and soap Mikey here thinks that nobody likes him. Crowd; WE LOVE YOU MIKEY! Gerard: I Love Mikey Too. GERARD: I don't like quarters being thrown at me! MIKEY: Just throw nickels at him instead dude. He won't care as much. _laughter in backround- "You guys gotta shut up..." "Hey show some respect!" " I like pants. I don't know about you, but I really like pants..." "Let's fuck all night long, baby."

New Jersey, our home, thank you so much. How many of you out there are, like, long time MCR fans? (crowd cheers) That's right. That's right, New Jersey. How many of you guys are new MCR fans? It's okay to be a new MCR fan. (few people cheer, followed by laughter) Listen to how quiet it got... At the Bamboozle 2007, after Sleep "A surprise party? For me? You shouldn't have!" after Mama, Rock am Ring, Germany (& Tampa, FL 4/19/07) "What's that? You wanna fuck me?....sorry, that seat's taken!" 8 June 2007, Download, Donington Park, UK "I'm not gonna tell you what to do with your life." "You could put a domino mask on anything, and it becomes a superhero. You put a domino mask on a milkman, and he becomes, like, Super Milkman." "There's defiantly moments where, you know, we were asking ourselves, like, are we crazy?!? Is this pushing it too far, you really can't tell because you've become so attached to something, you're so in it, um, that you can't tell. But, um, i kind of have this theory like, if you push like way up, super far, you're always gonna end up a little lower than that, you know, so you actually have to overshoot, then, you know. Unless you completely lose your mind, and then you're going over, way over the top." Interview with Gerard Way and Frank Iero of MCR "Okay, so now that we know violence is never the answer, lets get this fucking party started!" During concert in Worcester, MA right before teenagers Interviewer: That apple, are you enjoying it? Gerard: It's great. It's green. "We want you to live each day as if it was your last!" "There is no war worth fighting for." "W-We never expected this, there's somebody very special to this whole band that this award needs to go out to, and a, that's me and Mikey's grandma, Elena, who this record was about, and who passed away before it finished. And a...this is for her. And i know she can hear us right now, and we - love you." Receiving the award on Kerrang for the Video "Helena." "We want to thank the fans from the bottom of our black little hearts." Receiving the award on Kerrang for the Video "Helena." "Nothing stimulates us like urine, you know?" Interview that aired June 1st, 2007, on the French 'Taratata', when the interviewer asked about the bottles of piss at the Reading Festival "We wanted to create an environment where there wasn't racism or sexism or homophobia." TasteiTTV interview in early 2007 "I would change intolerance and how people treat each other." When asked if he had all the power in the world, what he would change on TasteiTTV early 2007 "That's what I mean by normal, I don't like, paint myself in like, red paint naked and run around." On TasteiTTV in early 2007, trying to say that he was just a normal guy I can find real beauty in things, I was never able to do that, I thought--everything disgusted me, and I was [a] very angry little dude and I don't feel so angry anymore. I just wanna kind of give the world something special. TasteiTTV interview in early 2007 Vegan-Bacon is the best bacon. German TRL June 1st 2007 Now we are going to try to communicate with the dead... [Introducing "The Ghost Of You"] No one likes the new kid in school. Because he smells weird and has a penchant for leather and the homoerotic. SPIN magazine interview, indirectly referring to himself I had a dream last night about a flying van... Gerard: "First time, I think--wait, let me think, first time I wore makeup was creepy. Do you wanna hear it?" Frank: "Mine's creepy, too." Ray: "I guarantee that it's you home alone..." Gerard: "Yeah! *laughs* I found some of my mom's lipstick. And the creepy thing was, though, that I was like, 16 to 17 years old, probably about the time I got dumped the first time, but..." Ray: "You should've known it wasn't right." Gerard: "It wasn't right, I put on some lipstick and checked it out in a mirror and I--it definitely reminded me of Rocky Horror [Picture Show] and I was definitely into it." Frank: "Wow." Gerard: "And I would do that sometimes after that. And then, uh...then came the clothes, you know?" MTV VMA Virgins interview in 2005 when asked about the first time MCR wore makeup Gerard: "This shaped me and brutalized me for a good four years. My first romance I met this girl, um, Barbara, and uh, I was like, this fat kid and she was this cute chick. She was into really cool stuff, like she knew about all these really cool bands that I'd never heard of, like Archers of Loaf and stuff like that and--" Frank: "Whoa..." Gerard: "Yeah, and...I don't know, she was just--she was really rad and I totally fell in love with her and then, uh, she went on vacation to Greece and uh, you know, because of that she had to dump me 'cause she wanted to have fun while she was over there." Frank: *laughs* "Oh, hussy!" Mikey: "You gotta have fun when you're in Greece, man." Frank: *giggles* "Hussy!" Gerard: "It was brutal--" Mikey: "Straight up!" Gerard: "There was moments where I was on the floor pounding, just bawling, drunk..." MTV VMA Virgins interview in 2005 when asked about his first romance Hostess: "Do you like spiders, Gerard?" Gerard: "They don't really bother me. Frank--" Hostess: "Frank, what the hell...?" Gerard: "Frank is deathly, deathly afraid of them." Hostess: "Well I didn't know that, I feel really bad now." Gerard: "Yeah, well, you should...No I'm just kidding. Nah, he got out of here before he got too scared, so..." Much On Demand in December 2005 after Frank Iero ran outside to sign autographs after the hostess brought out a tarantula, knowing that he was arachnophobia. Hostess: "I tried to get Frank in, he won't come in." Gerard: "Yeah, he won't 'cause you have a spider in a box." Much On Demand in December 2005 after Frank Iero ran outside to sign autographs after the hostess brought out a tarantula, knowing that he was arachnophobia. If you don't give me those Cha Cha boots I want for Christmas, I'm dropping out of high school! At the very ending of Give Em Hell Kid March 9th 2007 Fan: "I LOVE MIKEY!" Gerard: "I love Mikey, too." Much On Demand on May 11, 2007 I have a really weird shaped head. You're all so nice to each other. If someone falls in the mosh pit, you pick them right up. If someone's crowd surfing, you don't just drop them. May 16 at the Credit Union Centre show in Saskatoon, SK. (Said right as a girl walked by after being pulled down from crowd surfing with a bloody nose) I wanna jerk you off. May 12 at the John Labatt Centre concert Who's the guy with the laser pointer? You're gonna blind someone, you little prick! May 11 at the Air Canada Centre concert But, wouldn't a cow be depressed, though? I'm just saying, I mean I don't know... if I was a cow, I think I'd be bummed. Ah, look at the size of that fly dude! You could ride that thing. Ohhhhhh shit. March 1 at the Allstate Arena Chicago concert ATLANTA! Lets get hot! Oh yeahhhh. Atlanta, GA 4/24/07 This song is called Headfirst For Halos. It's about blowing your head off! Don't ever fucking do that! That shit ain't cool. Introducing Headfirst For Halos at the Bullets release show Yeah so basically, I did this song...with...yeah, half a face. HALF A FAACCE!! But seriously, if anybody falls down, you gotta pick them up right away, I don't care how much fun you're having, it is no fun when somebody passes out on the floor. Atlanta, GA 4/24/07 No matter what happens, you never, ever resort to violence. You NEVER. Resort. To violence. Atlanta, GA 4/24/07 Okay, we're gonna play two more songs for you, then the Black Parade is going to get in their black sedan...and go home. Back to Italy. My Chemical Romance is coming on after this. But personally I think their music isn't that great and they have horrible taste in clothing. Atlanta, GA 4/24/07 This song...is about a disease... Introducing "Cancer" at many of the concerts in 2007. If you have seen any one that has fell on the ground I want you to stop what ever you are doing and pick them up! Talking to the mosh pit Everybody back the fuck up! I am dead serious, I am not that pretty! Houston, TX April 14, 2007 Gerard: "It was a good time. It was the salad days, like, you know what I mean?" Mikey: "the Roy Roger's fixins bar." Gerard: "The Roy Roger's fixins bar..." Interviewer: "What is Mikey talking about?" Gerard: "I have no idea." Bob: Gerard who do you love? Gerard:*Scrolls downpage* *Reads name* I love Megan Wadden? Mikey:Who the fuck is she? Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight." Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi." Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese." That's what happens when you're all borderline psychotic and therein lies the beauty of this band - our duality. There's a duality to each band member too. There's a desire to have this constant conflict. If we write a write a song and it turns out really poppy, we have to make the lyrics really fucked up. There's psychosis to everything we do for sure. One day we're probably gonna write this number one pop tune that will be about a massacre! I literally said to myself, ‘Fuck art. I’ve gotta get out of the basement. I’ve gotta see the world. I’ve gotta make a difference!' Spin magazine interview This song is for anyone who is affected by this disease. When introducing "Cancer" Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07 Hmm....What can I say about this song? Well...Oh yes! This song is about a disease! When introducing "Cancer" Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07 We'd hate to see any of you think to solve your problems with violence. Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07 Annie is pretty badass. When asked about his favorite musical. We only have two songs left! So I want you to...really feel the music. Er...get sexy or something. Columbia, MD 4/27/07 The Black Parade's only got two songs left, but next up is My Chemical Romance. If you're asking me, which you aren't, but anyhow, I think they're horrible dressers. And their language is atrocious. Columbia, MD 4/27/07 It's important to me, to us, that our audience knows that they don't have to act in that stupid way that some rock bands want them to. My Chemical Romance are from New Jersey, Thursday are from New Jersey, but the Black Parade are from Italy. Just so you know. "Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the United Kingdom's number one killing machine." [points at crowd] Violence is never the answer!...Now, I hoped that you guys would know that. I only said it because I love the sound of my own voice. Nashville, TN 4/25/07 "I just have one thing to say: *starts dancing* Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07 I popped a rib earlier, so I might not be able to dance that much... Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07 The Black Parade has to go home soon, so you're gonna be stuck with My Chemical Romance. I'm sorry. That singer has a despicable mouth, he dresses funny, and he can't sing! Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07 (cackling after Mama) A surprise party? For me? You shouldn't have. Tampa, FL 4/19/07 & Atlanta, GA 4/24/07 & Nashville, TN 4/25/07 Tampa show me your face! We are Le Black Parade. Let me hear you say it. (fans say it). Le Black Parade - it's French. Get with it. It's new. It's fashionable. Get with it - It's French. Tampa 4/19/07 I'm a jacket slut. I can't honestly say what makes me sexy...I don't feel sexy. The flies on my pants are broken, but I wear them because I like them. To the audience at Brighton Center 3/21/07 (After fans shouting) Do you guys, you guys have your own like, MCRmy battle chant thing goin on...? Is that what that is?? (Fans scream) That's fucking impressive, can we hear it? (Fans yell back "MCRmy, what is your profession?? OO OO OO!!") ... That's amazing! Give these guys a hand - Give the MCRmy a fuckin' hand! Most of you are probably all MCRmy in here. Thank you so much. Radio One Show at Koko on 2nd of April 2007. Incidentally, this chant is from the film 300, in which King Leonidas is asking what his allies' army does. The few he asks respond with "potter" "sculptor" and "blacksmith". He then turns to his army and shouts "SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!" to which they respond with three loud war cries. This chant was started up by Melissa Hannah Green and Lauren Mitchell, two fans at the front of the queue that loved the film ('300') itself and knew of the band's love of Frank Miller. You guys feel like dancing at all? You guys feel like hearing a bad british accent at all (fans scream) *in British accent* Do you guys feel like dancing at all, would you love to go dancing (fans laugh). Radio One Show at Koko on 4/2/07 What is that? Is that a boa? I sure do love boas, ya know just saying. Radio One Show at Koko on 4/2/07 We're gonna play you a song about a disease now. Introducing cancer at the Radio 1 show at Koko on 4/2/07 We're going to turn the lights down real low now, not because we don't think your pretty, or because we don't respect you.... Wembley Arena 3/29/07 before doing Ghost Of You Sometimes I tie my shoes, sometimes I make no sense at all. Wembley arena 3/29/07 You guys keep singing, I'm just gonna go over here, and I'm gonna touch myself. (fans scream very loudly) Nottingham Ice Arena 3/26/07 Do you like to dance? (fans scream) DO YOU LIKE TO FUCKING DANCE!! (fans scream even louder) M.E.N Arena 3/24/07 All our old fans, who've been with us from the very beginning; you welcome the new fans. If there's one thing MCR hates more than anything, it's those fucking elitists! February 24th, Hartford, CT Show.

"I mean, I don't really care if you are, but I'm having a great fucking time. I think actually everybody onstage is having a really good time, right Ray Toro?" Before playing 'Teenagers', Aberdeen AECC, Scotland 12/11/07 "You guys are so much better than those lazy motherfuckers in England last night. I was very, very unimpressed with them, they were so lazy." Talking about the crowd in Newcastle, where My Chemical Romance played the night before, Aberdeen AECC, Scotland 12/11/07 "Suicide is a serious thing. And if you know anyone who is suicidal, you need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves. Like I love you all." "Phf.. Warcraft! ... It's not the fact that they play this game all night, but the fact that they sit up 'till six in the morning and play it." 04/10/07, KB Hallen, Copenhagen "We once got a filthy shirt on stage... Oh fuck, that's so disgusting. YARK! Get off my stage! There's one filthy person out there!" 04/10/07, KB Hallen, Copenhagen (After "Mama") "Boo hoo hoo hoo. I'm so upset! Can't you see!? boo hoo hoo" 04/10/07, KB Hallen, Copenhagen (asks people to make light) "Holy shit there's people up there!" 04/10/07, KB Hallen, Copenhagen (lights up crowd) "Since you're, like, the biggest crowd we've ever played for, except for that outdoor arena, festival bullshit, Im gonna ask you to do something SO cheesey, Im gonna shoot myself afterwards, I want you to do a mexican wave! We'll start... Over here, And I just want you to go all crazy and shit, one two, three! Show me what you got london!" 15/11/07, o2 arena, london "You're all my treasures! You're all my sparkling diamonds and my red, red rubies and I wanna polish you up and put you in the pocket of my tight little jeans... and take you home!" Before You know what they do to guys like us in prison, 21/11/07, metro arena, Newcastle (holds up inflatable sheep) "Is it only in Scotland that you can get these?!" Aberdeen, Scotland 12/11/07. AECC. "I could bitch about certain political figures, I could talk about war, weapons and global warming, but it boils down to how people treat people. That's the problem. People have evolved into something selfish, greedy and intolerant. People are unaccepting, because of religion, race, gender, sexual orientation? I've seen it in punk clubs and I've seen it in the world." In an interview when asked "What are the most important problems facing the world today?". "Let's turn the lights down...get it nice, and dark. Not that I don't think you're pretty, and not that I don't respect you!" Before performing 'Helena', Glasgow, Scotland 27/3/07. SECC. "Oh man, look at that! You tied it up in a ball so that it could get to me and everything! Now thats initiative! But you know what...I could probably get arrested just for holding this..." After a fan threw a balled-up bra on-stage, Glasgow, Scotland 27/3/07. SECC. "Tomorrow night, The Black Parade, gets to rest...it's pretty, little head. (crowd screams) But tonight Glasgow, you have us, ONE MORE NIGHT!! (crowd screams)" Glasgow, Scotland 27/3/07. SECC. "I didn't get much time to get my feet wet so I ended up diving right into the deep end so to speak...and there was a hot minute where I felt like I was just trying to stay afloat. Luckily my editor threw me a life preserver pretty quickly--and, yes, I realize I just used maybe one too many swimming-pool metaphors, but that's the best way to describe the situation." Interview about beginning his comic book, The Umbrella Academy, with DarkHorse "You're all our friends! You're all our friends. You guys wanna be our friends? WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE FRIENDS! WE'VE GOT ENOUGH!" Holmdel, NJ 8/29/07. PNC Bank Arts Center. "MAMA! This is the closest you've ever been to me, so I'm going to do something for you right now that's totally inappropriate. I'm gonna skip right to third base here." *he then puts his hand in his pants and starts moaning* Holmdel, NJ 8/29/07. PNC Bank Arts Center (After Mama, when his own mother was sitting in one of the first rows) "I want everyone raise your hands. Wave them back and forth. Now say 'I suck at SkeeBall!'" Syracuse, New York 8/28/07. Projekt Revolution tour. "How bad you been? How bad you been? Do you need to be punished? Do you need to be spanked? Well, I got just what you need!" Detroit, MI 8/22/07. Projekt Revolution Tour, also brodcasted on MySpace.com. "One of my favorite things in the world to do.. is to jump!" Detroit, MI 8/22/07. Projekt Revolution Tour, also brodcasted on MySpace.com. "Is there a boa in the house?" Detroit, MI 8/22/07. Projekt Revolution Tour, also brodcasted on MySpace.com (After he found a feather boa and wore it through the song "Mama") "First base, second base...second base! Third base!" Detroit, MI 8/22/07. Projekt Revolution Tour, also brodcasted on MySpace.com. "Aww shit, they say Detroit is one of the toughest cities in the world, but today, Detroit, the girls have been tougher than the boys. And I know that I'm pretty, but I ain't that fucking pretty. Boys, let me hear what you got. One more time, boys let me hear what the fuck you got! Alright, you a bunch of animals. Now It's time we start acting like animals. Boys, this song is just for you. But I want you to do one thing for me, I want you to take, your fucking shirts off, just the boys! Get your shirts off, and swing it over your fucking head! I don't care if you a size 32, or a size 48, or a size 64! Holy shit. Look at all those shirts. Look all-- pull out, pull out with that bullshit cameras. Pull out! Look at all them fucking shirts! I think we about to turn this motherfucker around. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!" Detroit, MI 8/22/07. Projekt Revolution Tour, also brodcasted on MySpace.com. "Well done boys, well done. And since then I see you without your shirts on, I must say, you are all fine specimens of man." Detroit, MI 8/22/07. Projekt Revolution Tour, also broadcasted on MySpace.com. "You know what guys? I can barely hear you tonight. The girls are being so much louder. Now I think the only way you guys can be louder is if you take your shirts off. I want you all to swing your fucking shirts around over your head!" Toronto 8/21/07. Projekt Revolution @ Molson Amphitheater. "You all look so damn pretty tonight. Except that guy... he's only here to fuck. God put him on this planet for one reason... to fuck." Toronto 8/21/07. Projekt Revolution @ Molson Amphitheater "I wore my skull makeup today. But did no one else get the memo? I said, DID YOU NOT GET THE FUCKING MEMO?!" Toronto 8/21/07. Projekt Revolution @ Molson Amphitheater. "I feel very intimate with you guys. It's like we're taking a fucking bath together." Jones Beach, NY 8/15/07. Projekt Revolution @ Nikon Amphitheater. "Do you wanna be a bear? Do you wanna be a bear? You better be a grizzly." "You are very bad and that...is very good." Lisbon, Portugal 6/24/07. "I mean, you know, everywhere. Those mustaches are...everywhere." Radio interview, 19/01/07. The Edge Morning Mad House in New Zealand 19/01/07. "Welcome to Projekt Revolution 2003." Tampa, Florida 8/11/07. (after talking about being sober for three years) "I'm so excited I feel like I'm gonna throw up. I can feel it in my stomach...Kind of in my ass." Tampa, Florida 8/11/07. "Do you like my jacket? It's neeewwww!" Atlanta, Georgia 8/7/07. Projekt Revolution @ HiFi Buys Amphitheater. "Do you wanna get dirty? Well, then let's get dirty." Tampa, Florida 8/11/07. Projekt Revolution @ Tampa Amphitheater. "I'm going to bed." St. Petersburg, FL 8/11/07. (after pulling a fan-made banner over himself like a blanket) "Make that mosh pit as big as the fucking hole in my pants!" St. Petersburg, FL 8/11/07. Projekt Revolution @ the Ford Amphitheater. "You guys are a bunch of fucking animals tonight." St. Petersburg, FL 8/11/07. Projekt Revolution @ the Ford Amphitheater. "How are you guys doing on my right? And you guys on my left? And my sweet little kids up front? Oh, and how are you doing UP ON THE BRIDGE, you cheap asses who couldn't afford a ticket?!" Pier Pressure, Gothenburg 1/7/07. "Do you think Sweden is a good country to live in? Oh, come on! Do you think Sweden's a good country to live in!? Yeah, yeah.. the free medical care... I'll definitely think about it." Pier Pressure, Gothenburg 1/7/07. "We are My Chemical Romance! We're a band from New Jersey, and usually, we shoot motherfuckers like you! But tonight...you get nothing but love from us. And Texas...has a lot...more...guns." San Antonio, Texas 8-03-07. Projeckt Revolution @ the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater. "The bike! I thought the bicycle was for me. Is-Is it not for me? Because if it's not for me...I DON'T WANT IT!" San Bernardino 7-28-07. Projekt Revolution @ the Hyundai Pavilion. "We want you to live. We want to save your lives. You saved ours. We never want to let a single thing hurt any of you. And you should all know...if you support us...you are not a cult. You are a fuckin' ARMY." "Uhhhmm...I think they're very misled...I'll do that for them, but they won't get laid. Okay, tell them one second." A fan wore a shirt that said "Gerard sign this shirt so we can get laid." "I think it was big news more so for the fact that people really couldn't figure out my sexual orientation for the last six years." Talking about his recently called off engagement to the Australian Courier-Mail "I actually really looked forward to it, and I was very content. I got a sense of peace from turning 30. I've met a couple of people who are obsessed with retaining their youth and Botox and everything. Each one of those age lines is an experience. Each one of those gray hairs is a good or a bad time you had to go through. I think it's gross that you would want to reverse the aging process, when in fact aging is what makes you more and more special." Talking about turning 30 in the Australian Courier-Mail "It's not gonna get better, it's not gonna get better, it's not gonna get better until you put some antibiotics on it!" Onstage at T in the Park 2007, Kinross, Scotland "He had this uncle, named Titi. And he was into like, voodoo and stuff, right?" "Although technically, the Black Parade, are from ITALY." on stage at Manchester arena, 24th March "So you guys did have a lot of fun this weekend, huh? You guys been camping. Drinking. Fucking around. have you guys been dancing? Would you like to dance? Then lets doooo it!" during the Hove Festival in Norway, June 30, 2007 "I don't care what the other boys at school say, I can try out for the cheerleading team IF I WANT TO!" After Give 'Em Hell Kid, Amsterdam, 5th June 2007 "What's that? A red tie? Thank you! Just what I've always wanted!" After a fan threw a red tie on-stage, Calgary, Alberta 5/18/07 "The Black Parade only has two songs left. Then you'll have to deal with the likes of My Chemical Romance. Personally...I think their language is atrocious and they don't know how to dress." At the Bamboozle 2007, before Disenchanted "Holy moly, mother fucker, mother of God...that's a lot of people!" At the Bamboozle 2007 when the spotlight hit the crowd "If we could draw your attention- Ooh, hey, there's a, there's kind of a way you can hide from that, see? Ah, no shit, they've got two of 'em!" At the Bamboozle 2007, trying to dodge the spotlights "If you guys have been listening to this band and coming to see us for a long time, you know we've always said to you guys that if you get depressed, that you can find somebody to talk to. You can find help if you feel suicidal or anything like that. That's something we've always said. That's something we've been saying on this tour... is that, you know, sometimes the world can be a really ugly place, right? It's not always really pretty, it's ugly, people's feelings get hurt. Sometimes it's terrible, but it's also a really beautiful place, and we all share it together. If you ever feel depressed or hurt in any way, or you find yourself feeling very desperate, you find somebody that you trust, that you can talk to-- be it a teacher, a parent, a best friend, a therapist at school. There's lots of free programs, you guys can find somebody to talk to... but the main thing is no matter what, no matter what happens to you, no matter how desperate you feel, you never resort to violence."

"Awwwwww, shit" before singing "You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison" "It ain't bothering me, is it bothering you?!" when he noticed his fly was open at a show "I know what you're thinking. 'Look at how white those fucking arms are.'" November 6 in Brussels. After taking off his jacket during FLW. I can’t fucking hear you, because the band I’m in is so fucking loud! This song is about what some of you are, and what the rest of you should be. Referring to the song Teenagers Bob Bryar brings a gun with him to shows in case someone asks for that song. Referring to the song Our Lady of Sorrows That wound's never going to heal unless you put some penicillin on it! This is the shit we're gonna remember when we're all fuckin' oldmen...that will be in about four years... "Holy Shit, it looks like the whole fucking city is here!" Taguig, Philippines 012508 So people keep asking me what this badge is for... this badge makes me the sheriff, the sheriff of Emo town, so get your straight irons and eyeliner ready! (After playing Mama)"A surprise party?!...for me?...FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!!"* Blaisdell Center, Honolulu, Hawaii "We're gonna fuck y'all so bad that you can't walk. WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOU SO BAD THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FUCKING WALK!" Max Pavilion, Singapore, 111207 "Let me see your beautiful faces, you MOTHAFUCKERS! LET ME SEE THEM!" Max Pavilion, Singapore, 111207 "Oh my, you people are beautiful!" (after light shines on audience) (crowd cheers) Max Pavilion, Singapore, 111207 "So I'm doing my stretches; stretchin' my arms, stretchin' my legs, and this dude walks past and is like, 'Hey, look, everybody! It's David Cassidy!' Do you guys have any idea David Cassidy is?*crowd screams* Well, let me tell you something... besides the fact we both have fabulous, fabulous hair there's a big difference between me and David Cassidy... I SUCK WAY MORE DICK THAN THAT GUY!" "I have a therapist, we hang out, talk about Lord of the Rings... that's what happens actually..." "The feeling that you get really is better than a- a blowjob" (About playing live and peoples responses to his music) -Channel V inteview, Big Day Out 2007 " I ain't cool, You ain't cool, none of us on this motherfucking stage are cool, and that's the way we fucking like it! -Vector Arena, Auckland 6th December 2007 "(Before playing Mama) This song is dedicated to our men in the shit!" -Adelaide Entertainment Centre, Adelaide 3rd December 2007 "I think everybody here should go and FUCK THEMSELVES!" -Adelaide Entertainment Centre, Adelaide 3rd December 2007 "The next album will be all this weird shit about beards. You know it!" -Adelaide Entertainment Centre, Adelaide 3rd December 2007 "Circa Survive have one up on My Chemical Romance- they can grow beards! I would love to grow one. I'd be very grateful if someone gave me their beard." -Adelaide Entertainment Centre, Adelaide 3rd December 2007 "(While pretending to cry) Aww fuck it!" -Adelaide Entertainment Centre, Adelaide 3rd December 2007 "(During Mama, pretending to cry) I... don't.. know.. why.. I'm.. crying.." - Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007 (Singing Famous Last Words) Is it hard understanding I'mma IN-COM-FUCK-ING-PLETE?! A life that's so demanding. I get so weak. A love that's so demanding. GET THE FUCK UP AND JUMP....NOW!" Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007 "You wanna eat all that candy? I'll make sure you eat all that motherfucking candy up here off this stage. Cuz I don't need your candy, you know why? Because I'm already out of my fucking mind. I don't give a shit if you're only twelve years old, I'm gonna make you get up here and lick all this motherfucking candy off the stage. So keep it to yourself...or I'll kick ya ass." Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007 (Before introducing Give 'Em Hell, Kid). "Thank you for the roses!" (after someone threw a boquet of roses onstage) Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007 "This song....is about a long drive.....down a cemetery....wooooooooh(ghost noise)" Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007 (Introducing Cemetery Drive) "Turn up the lights! I wanna see all your beautiful motherfucking faces!" Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007 "Uh! I wanna hear...everybody in this place go fuck themselves. Because I get told daily...to go fuck myself. So I wanna hear what it sounds like. I'm usually pretty quiet when I'm doing that, so I need you help me out. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh! *holds mic to crowd* Lemme here ya go Ah! Ah! Ah! AH! AH! AH! AH!" Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007 (Before You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison). "I.....can't....stop....Don't you....ever.....stop..................dancing." Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007 (After Mama). "MELBOURNE!!!! WE ARE.......MY......CHEMICAL.....FUCKING.....ROMANAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!!!!!!" Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007 "Okay, I wanna hear you all fuck youselves. You know, I go fuck myself on a daily basis. (crowd screams) Here's what it sounds like...Now, Dont really touch yourselves, just make it sound convincing. Ladies, you're gonna be spending most of the rest of your lives doing this. Here, i'll help you. This is what it sounds like...uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh lemme hear you go UH, UH, UH UH UH!" Sydney Entertainment Centre 30th November 2007 "Aren't you a gorgeous fucking crowd? I wanna fuck you all!" Sydney Entertainment Centre 30th November 2007 [pretending to cry] "Mum...I don't wanna go to school!" After finishing the song "Mama" at Sydney Entertainment Centre 30th November 2007 "Everybody, I wanna hear you fuck yourself"