"Awwwwww, shit"
before singing "You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison"
"It ain't bothering me, is it bothering you?!"
when he noticed his fly was open at a show
"I know what you're thinking. 'Look at how white those fucking arms are.'"
November 6 in Brussels. After taking off his jacket during FLW.
I can’t fucking hear you, because the band I’m in is so fucking loud!
This song is about what some of you are, and what the rest of you should be.
Referring to the song Teenagers
Bob Bryar brings a gun with him to shows in case someone asks for that song.
Referring to the song Our Lady of Sorrows
That wound's never going to heal unless you put some penicillin on it!
This is the shit we're gonna remember when we're all fuckin' oldmen...that will be in about four years...
"Holy Shit, it looks like the whole fucking city is here!"
Taguig, Philippines 012508
So people keep asking me what this badge is for... this badge makes me the sheriff, the sheriff of Emo town, so get your straight irons and eyeliner ready!
(After playing Mama)"A surprise party?!...for me?...FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!!"*
Blaisdell Center, Honolulu, Hawaii
"We're gonna fuck y'all so bad that you can't walk. WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOU SO BAD THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FUCKING WALK!"
Max Pavilion, Singapore, 111207
"Let me see your beautiful faces, you MOTHAFUCKERS! LET ME SEE THEM!"
Max Pavilion, Singapore, 111207
"Oh my, you people are beautiful!" (after light shines on audience) (crowd cheers)
Max Pavilion, Singapore, 111207
"So I'm doing my stretches; stretchin' my arms, stretchin' my legs, and this dude walks past and is like, 'Hey, look, everybody! It's David Cassidy!' Do you guys have any idea David Cassidy is?*crowd screams* Well, let me tell you something... besides the fact we both have fabulous, fabulous hair there's a big difference between me and David Cassidy... I SUCK WAY MORE DICK THAN THAT GUY!"
"I have a therapist, we hang out, talk about Lord of the Rings... that's what happens actually..."
"The feeling that you get really is better than a- a blowjob"
(About playing live and peoples responses to his music) -Channel V inteview, Big Day Out 2007
" I ain't cool, You ain't cool, none of us on this motherfucking stage are cool, and that's the way we fucking like it!
-Vector Arena, Auckland 6th December 2007
"(Before playing Mama) This song is dedicated to our men in the shit!"
-Adelaide Entertainment Centre, Adelaide 3rd December 2007
"I think everybody here should go and FUCK THEMSELVES!"
-Adelaide Entertainment Centre, Adelaide 3rd December 2007
"The next album will be all this weird shit about beards. You know it!"
-Adelaide Entertainment Centre, Adelaide 3rd December 2007
"Circa Survive have one up on My Chemical Romance- they can grow beards! I would love to grow one. I'd be very grateful if someone gave me their beard."
-Adelaide Entertainment Centre, Adelaide 3rd December 2007
"(While pretending to cry) Aww fuck it!"
-Adelaide Entertainment Centre, Adelaide 3rd December 2007
"(During Mama, pretending to cry) I... don't.. know.. why.. I'm.. crying.."
- Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007
(Singing Famous Last Words) Is it hard understanding I'mma IN-COM-FUCK-ING-PLETE?! A life that's so demanding. I get so weak. A love that's so demanding. GET THE FUCK UP AND JUMP....NOW!"
Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007
"You wanna eat all that candy? I'll make sure you eat all that motherfucking candy up here off this stage. Cuz I don't need your candy, you know why? Because I'm already out of my fucking mind. I don't give a shit if you're only twelve years old, I'm gonna make you get up here and lick all this motherfucking candy off the stage. So keep it to yourself...or I'll kick ya ass."
Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007 (Before introducing Give 'Em Hell, Kid).
"Thank you for the roses!" (after someone threw a boquet of roses onstage)
Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007
"This song....is about a long drive.....down a cemetery....wooooooooh(ghost noise)"
Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007 (Introducing Cemetery Drive)
"Turn up the lights! I wanna see all your beautiful motherfucking faces!"
Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007
"Uh! I wanna hear...everybody in this place go fuck themselves. Because I get told daily...to go fuck myself. So I wanna hear what it sounds like. I'm usually pretty quiet when I'm doing that, so I need you help me out. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh! *holds mic to crowd* Lemme here ya go Ah! Ah! Ah! AH! AH! AH! AH!"
Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007 (Before You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison).
"I.....can't....stop....Don't you....ever.....stop..................dancing."
Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007 (After Mama).
"MELBOURNE!!!! WE ARE.......MY......CHEMICAL.....FUCKING.....ROMANAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!!!!!!"
Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 1st December 2007
"Okay, I wanna hear you all fuck youselves. You know, I go fuck myself on a daily basis. (crowd screams) Here's what it sounds like...Now, Dont really touch yourselves, just make it sound convincing. Ladies, you're gonna be spending most of the rest of your lives doing this. Here, i'll help you. This is what it sounds like...uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh lemme hear you go UH, UH, UH UH UH!"
Sydney Entertainment Centre 30th November 2007
"Aren't you a gorgeous fucking crowd? I wanna fuck you all!"
Sydney Entertainment Centre 30th November 2007
[pretending to cry] "Mum...I don't wanna go to school!"
After finishing the song "Mama" at Sydney Entertainment Centre 30th November 2007
"Everybody, I wanna hear you fuck yourself"
