What is your least favorite body part on yourself?
All of it...getting old SUCKS
You see a homeless women begging for money, do you give her any?
Occassionaly
Who is your favorite person?
Candace
If you could be any celebrity of the OPPOSITE sex, who would you be?
Sean Connery
Do you believe that Michael Jackson is innocent or guilty?
Uhmmmmm strapping him to a chair and pulling his finger and toe nails off with a pair of pliers is too good for him!!!
What would be the first thing you bought if you had one million dollars?
My kids each a home
What do you want your wedding to be like?
You've bumped your head!! Take my ass to Reno!! lol
Which is your favorite vitamin water?
Lime
Do you use the word 'trippy'?
no
Do you wear eyeliner?
Sometimes
Can you put your leg behind your head?
yes
Have you ever had seizure?
yes
If you could be any animal, which would you be and why?:
A Koala Bear...they are cute and can hang on a pole Forever!!!
What is your name?
Jolene
Do you like it?
No
Do you wear hats?
sometimes
Have you ever been thrown up on?
I have 3 kids what do you think?
Do you think you'd ever be able to kill someone?
No but I would mame them so bad, they would wish they were dead
If so, who?
Anyone to hurt my kids, family or dear friends
Are you good at remembering dates
Yeppers
How about names?
Yes
Are you a virgin?
My bedroom is a freakin shrine...does that count?
What's your favorite genre of music?
All are my favorites
Would you marry a goat for 100,000 dollars without being able to divorce?
No way
Are you allergic to anything?
Stupid people and bullshit
Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
Cold, easier to get warm
What brand of shoes do you like the best?
Any type of sexy flip-flop...I prefer Be~Be
Do you like sunflower seeds?
Eat them everyday
Do you have any weird nicknames?
Moma Bear
What is your favorite lyric or quote?
"Bitch.....Please!"