Subject: FW: THIS IS A CLASSIC - DEFFINETELY WORTH PASSING ON
" Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
>> No Daddy.
>> She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
>> After a brief pause,
>> Daddy says,
>> But honey, you haven't got
>> an Uncle Paul."
>> Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,
>> right
>> now."
>> Brief Pause.
>> Uh, okay then,
>> this is what I want you to do.
>> Put the phone down on the table,
>> run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to
>> Mommy
>> that Daddy's car
>> just pulled into the driveway."
>> Okay Daddy,
>> just a minute."
>> A few minutes later
>> the little girl comes back to the phone.
>> I did it Daddy."
>> And what happened honey?" he asked.
>> Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no
>> clothes on
>> and ran around screaming.
>> Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
>> dresser and
>> now she isn't moving at all!"
>> Oh my God!!!
>> What about your Uncle Paul?"
>> He jumped out of the bed
>> with no clothes on, too.
>> He was all scared
>> and he jumped out of the back window and into the
>> swimming pool.
>> But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water
>> last week to clean it.
>> He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
>> ***Long Pause***
>> ***Longer Pause***
>> ***Even Longer Pause***
>> Then Daddy says,
>> Swimming pool? . . .
>> Is this
>> 555 -5731?"
