> We all know those cute little computer symbols
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> called "emoticons," where:
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> :) means a smile and
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> :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
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> :-) and :-( respectively
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>
> Well, how about some "assicons"?
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> Here goes:
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> (_!_) a regular ass
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> (__!__) a fat ass
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> (!) a tight ass
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> (_*_) a sore ass
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> {_!_} a swishy ass
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> (_o_) an ass hole
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> (_x_) kiss my ass
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> (_zzz_) a tired ass
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> (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
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> (_$_) Money coming out of his ass
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> (_?_) Dumb Ass
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