Subject: FW: Snow Warning
One winter morning while listening to the radio,
Leroy and his wife Carol hear the announcer say,
"We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of
the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Carol goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
says," We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get
through."
Carol goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the
radio announcer says" We are expecting 8-10 inches of
snow today. You must park... "
Then the electric power goes out.
Carol is very upset, and with a worried look on her face
she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of
the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love & understanding in his voice, like all men
who are married to blondes exhibit, Leroy says,
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time.?"
