Tattoo's blog: "Life"

I come on here every single day. I bitch, protest, lament, grumble, snort, whine, bellyache, gripe, complain, worry, beg, piss, moan, scream, borrow, holler, bleat, carp, fret, wheeze, and cuss a little bit. (Maybe a little bit too much! Ha! Sorry!) And, generally, just act like an old man. ("Get off my lawn!") I've been alone every day and every night for so long that I've started talking to myself, and much of the time, myself gets really tired of all the worthless shit that comes out of my brain and mouth. Thus, Facebook. But, if you look very closely, what I've also done, is assemble the very best phone book you could ever hope for. Don't believe me? Fine. If you ever get bored, take a casual stroll through my Friend's & Likes lists and you'll see what I mean. I am very picky concerning both. I don't go wild on here, I have rules that I follow to keep it all small, but mighty. It's all solid rock, with no sand. It's all fresh beef, with no harmful additives. I love Chevrolet automobiles, Tide detergent, & Hoyt Archery equipment, but not so much that my lists get bloated or out of control. You want an awesome tour guide to our little town? I got'em. You want an incredibly talented artist? I got'em. You want a world-class photographer for weddings, prom, seniors, or just some really cool shots of the surrounding area? I got'em. You need a massage, spa package, reflexology, aromatherapy, or energy work, so you feel completely revitalized again? I got'em. You want to get tattooed from head to toe? I got'em. You want a bank that will always treat you like Family? I got'em. You want to go out and listen to some live music that will make you sing along, tap your damn feet, stand up & cheer, or rock your face plumb off? I got'em. (Honestly, I have, bar none, the best vocalists & musicians you could ever even imagine.) You need a fancy party hat, or one you can wear every day of the year? I got'em. You want a courteous, kind, & caring funeral home? I got'em. Are'ya hungry as hell, and want to be served the best food, be it breakfast, lunch, or dinner, known to mankind? I got'em. You want an ice cold beer (Or 12) or a piping hot cup of coffee? I got'em. You need a flower arrangement for that someone so special? I got'em. You need the best DJ that I've ever had the pleasure of watching or hearing? I got'em. Are'ya traveling in from out of town, dead dog tired, and need a clean, comfortable, & cozy place to lay your head, whether it's overnight, through the weekend, or even longer? I got'em. Are'ya in trouble or just need to make sure your final wishes are met, and need an attorney that will treat you the same no matter which side of the law you're on? I got'em. Are'ya not feeling up to snuff and need to see a good doctor? I got'em. Is your computer full of rattlesnakes and you need someone to make it purr like a kitten again? I got'em. You want a show that is so full of mystery & intrigue that it will twist your mind up like a pretzel? I got'em. You want to spend the day on the lake and need a marina that can service all your needs? I got'em. You looking for some beautiful vintage jewelry? I got'em. You need a patch sewn on your favorite leather jacket? I got'em. You need the best Friends on the planet? I got'em. Whatever it is that you are looking for, I probably got'em. Everything here is personally guaranteed, by me. If I didn't love them, they would not be here. I can promise y'uns that...

Big hugs & Hot coffee mugs. Kevin aka "Tattoo"