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FBI JOB OPENING...
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will
find your wife sitting in a chair.... Kill Her !!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
Then the agent said, "You are not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears
in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun
is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the
chair."
MORAL:
Women are evil.
Don't mess with them
