Kendra cherry bomb me's blog: "Things that run thru my head"

Okay I wrote this a while ago but I love it and it's perfect for Fu

You know those times in your life when a relationship, either romantic or otherwise ends, and you start hearing back that you are stalking the other person.  Not wanting to call anyone full of it, I have come up with the following standard stalking disclosure. 

   Hello, I am your new age stalker

• you haven't seen me for a while?  Am I still stalking you?  Yes, lack of sight merely means that I am a good stalker and stealthy
• you haven't heard from me in a while?  Again, lack of aural clues does not mean that I am not stalking you, do you have a facebook page or friends?  I am then stalking you thru your page and friends
• you saw me at a party or out in public and I didn't appear to acknowledge or know you were there.  Again stalking is an art and it doesn't pay to be over obvious.
• In summary, just because I have the attention span of a gnat, can't remember your name or otherwise appear to not follow more popular stalking techniques does not mean I am not stalking you.  As soon as I remember, or am told, that I am stalking you I shall eventually, maybe, make the attempt to find stuff out about you.

Thank you for your time and support,

The love of your life, soul mate and person meant to spend, at least like a minute, of the rest of your life with you.