An Indian man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that
he was the only dark skinned man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The Indian man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was brown.
When I'm sick I'm brown.
When I go in the sun I'm brown.
When I'm cold I'm brown.
When I die I'll be brown.
But you sir,
when you're born you're pink.
When you grow up you're white.
When you're sick, you're green.
When you go in the sun you turn red.
When you're cold you turn blue.
When you die you turn purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The Indian man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
