Organic miracle grow for flowers of every size
Comes from a magic place between his thighs
He stands above your manicured lawn
Flowers spawn from the seeds he tinkles upon
Vibrant colors decorate your yard
Dont step in the puddles be on your guard
From a smell so putrid beauty springs forth
The petals stretch to the sky in the north
Soon his peeing on the lawn becomes the norm
Pretty flowers bloom in all shapes and form
You'll notice the new beauty around you
Will be the best garden to ever walk through