Copyright by my ancestors.
To the tune of Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Randolph the bowl-legged cowboy
Had a very shiny gun
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it shun.
All of the other cowboys
Used to laugh and call him names.
They wouldn't let poor Randolph
Join in any poker games/
Then one foggy Saturday night
The sheriff came to say -
"Randolph with your gun so bright,
Won't you guide our posse tonight?"
Then how the cowboys loved him
As they shouted out with glee --
"Randolph the bowl-legged cowboy,
You'll go down in history!"
