hitchingpost's blog: "kidsville poems/essays/lists"

St. Nick DOESN'T REALLY make all those toys on the north pole. He gets people LIKE YOU -- CONTRACTS OUT -- to find them at stores all over the world -- close by to the kiddies in the neighborhood. You purchase them ( with GOLD he sends from his private lone ranger stash ) & store in a warehouse, where he picks them up on Christmas eve and distributes. HE DOESN'T WANT TO OVERWORK THOSE REINDEER! LOL. OTHERWISE -- ALL THE STORES WOULD BE RUN OUT OF BUSINESS AND GO BANKRUPT!!!

Doosies mentioned in the Bible: monster Ps 74:13 dragon Rev 12:3 behemoth Job 40:15-19 leviathon serpent beast

Snow White Steps in Building a Relationship (C 1998 ) Josie Roberts 1. INTEREST ( Bashful ) alias "Interested stranger" to correct false assumptions. WHAT do you want ? 2. CONCERN ( Dopey ) alias "Acquaintance" to resolve ambiguity WHO arouses me, i.e. matters to me & effects me. 3. UNDERSTAND/APPRECIATE ( Sleepy ) alias "Friend" to establish new relationship WHY am I getting this emotion ? Excellence, special/irreplaceable, I'll never be the same as result of them. Ecstatic, potential seen. 4. TRUST ( Doc ) alias "Turstworthy friend" to risk fast answer WHERE is risk OK ? Confidence in ability , intention, integrity. 5. CARING ( Grumpy ) alias "Meaningful relationship" to recognize implications immediately WHEN should you interact ? Being responsible to preserve & safeguard welfare, i.e. take precautions. 6. FULFILLMENT ( Happy ) alias "Love" to take crucial steps. HOW can you be satisfied ? Other as important as you are, cannot diminish with time or distance. 7. RECONCILED ( Sneezy ) alias "Just Friends" at least forever Original vision restored.

At it Again on Christmastime ( C 2006 ) Josie Roberts Dasher faints me dead away. Dancer extols me come what may. Prancer shifts gears for cheer. Vixen plays games far & near. Comet gives all in depth of vision. Cupid embarks no each collision. Donner down, up, around ponders. Blitzen insists of who which I'm fonder. Rudolf glows in sheer delight. Randolph 1/2 steo sgiws whatzit right/light. Calling you out they say, Or get with the program yesterday. But blastingcaps approaches & spins Of bearings lost & where in this have we been ? The total map is all awash & away Until mass oblivion makes it's play.

FIXUPS ( C 2006 ) Josie Roberts "Take me to Tooth Fairy quick!" Said hiccuping St. Nick -- since "That sleigh step had a quirk & I bit the dirt." She told me once or twice That with doctors & nurses she can break the ice. If that applies when I break twice,a Perhaps I can avoid danger of rolls of dice. The luck of draw & rainbow heaven Is not something I want kids to be dreading. Keep the joy toy sleigh going, Even as corrections are flowing.

Copyright by my ancestors. To the tune of Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Randolph the bowl-legged cowboy Had a very shiny gun And if you ever saw it You would even say it shun. All of the other cowboys Used to laugh and call him names. They wouldn't let poor Randolph Join in any poker games/ Then one foggy Saturday night The sheriff came to say - "Randolph with your gun so bright, Won't you guide our posse tonight?" Then how the cowboys loved him As they shouted out with glee -- "Randolph the bowl-legged cowboy, You'll go down in history!"