Timmy RL Fake and Chairman of the Bored's blog: "Quotes"

An excerpt from a book I am writing...

 

Sometime in my adolescence I started noticing the feminine form. Or at least I thought so. I fell in love with the curves and how they made a dress move and gave jeans life. Sometime in my adult hood my ideas of what a woman was did a complete reversal. And that’s when, for the first time in my life I really saw the feminine form.

 

The true feminine form cannot be seen in a photo, in an art gallery, or in any movie of any rating. To see the true feminine form you have to look farther than you have before, deeper than most people care to look, and all while holding your breath. It starts deep in the soul of a woman, riding on waves that we refer to as “charm”, and is always present, even on her worst day. It’s often missed despite filling rooms and often misunderstood despite being offered freely. It pours out of a woman and hugs every part of her. Wetting her lips, shimmering off highlights in her hair, and creating the real curves of her body.

Quote of the day, one of my favorites - "Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating." O. Henry

If it's in your way, knock it down. - Dubotchugh yIpummoH. If you must negotiate, watch your enemy's eyes. - bISutlhnISchugh jaghlI' mInDu' tIbej. There is no honor in attacking the weak. - pujwI' HIvlu'chugh quvbe'lu'. When in doubt, surprise them. - bISovbejbe'DI' tImer. There are no old warriors. - SuvwI'pu' qan tu'lu'be'. To understand life, endure pain. - yIn DayajmeH 'oy' yISIQ. One need not enjoy virtue. - ghob tIvnISbe'lu'. (I love this one!) If you cannot be shamed, you cannot be honored. - bItuHlaHbe'chugh bIqivlaHbe'. If you are afraid to die, you have already died. - bIHeghvIpchugh bIHeghpu'. Never leave without your bat'leth. - bImejDI' reH betleHlIj yItlhap. Better to die on our feet than live on our knees. - QamvIS Hegh qaq law' torvIS yIn qaq puS. The used kut'luch is always shiny. - reH boch qutluch lo'lu'bogh. Admire the person with dirt under his fingernails. - butlh ghajbogh nuv'e'e yIHo'. Don't trust those who frequently smile. - pIj monchugh vay' yIvoqQo'.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. (My personal favorite) Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man. Only a fool fights in a burning house. A fool and his head are soon parted. The wind does not respect a fool. Destroying an Empire to win a war is no victory. And ending a battle to save an Empire is no defeat. You cannot loosen a man's tongue with root beer. Act, and you may eat dinner. Think, and you may be dinner. Mere life is not a victory, mere death is not a defeat.