THE RULES:
1. The woman ALWAYS makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any
time, without prior notification.
3. If the woman suspects the male knows all
the rules, she must IMMEDIATELY change
some of the rules.
4. THE WOMAN IS NEVER WRONG.
5. If the woman is wrong, it is because of a
flagrant misunderstanding which was the
direct result of something the man did or
said wrong.
6. If rule 5 applies, the man must apologize
immediately for causing the misunder-
standing.
7. The woman can change her mind at ANY
given point in time.
8. The male must NEVER change his mind with
express written consent from the woman.
9. The woman has every right to be angry or
upset at ANY time.
10. The man must remain calm at all times,
unless the woman wants him to be angry or
upset.
11. The woman must under NO circumstances let
the man know whether or not she wants him
to be angry or upset.
12. Any attempt by the man to document these
rules could result in bodily harm.
13. If the woman has PMS, all rules are null
and void.
14. The man CANNOT diagnose PMS.
