I WAS SITTING HERE, TAKING SOME ME TIME AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO TALK TO YOU F*CKFACES ABOUT TODAY.
THEN AN IDEA HIT ME, SO I PATTED THE SKANK ON THE HEAD, TOLD HER TO GET HER STUFF AND ZIP ME UP ON THE WAY OUT .
WHAT? I SAID IT WAS ME TIME.
THIS ONE IS TO ALL THE PARENTS OUT THERE.
WHAT THE F*CK IS THE MATTER WITH YOUR KIDS? WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SOME LITTLE BASTARD WITH NO MANNERS IN EVERY STORE I GO IN NOW ADAYS?
EXAMPLE:
LAST NIGHT I GO TO THE LIQUOR STORE TO STOCK UP ON GROCERIES, AND THERES A WOMAN TRYING TO GET HER KID IN THE CAR.
WELL, THE LITTLE HELLION DIDNT WANNA GO, SO HE DECIDES TO TELL HER NO AN PROCEEDS TO RUN AWAY FROM HER.
THE LITTLE F*CKTARD IS RUNNING AROUND ME, MY CAR, AND THE BUSY PARKING LOT, CALLING HER NAMES THAT YOU WOULD ONLY EXPECT TO SEE ON ONE OF MY BLOGS.
ALL THIS TIME SHES CHASING BEHIND HIM GOING : " Baby, Jason, Honey, please come to Mommy. Please?"
O.o
EXCUSE THE F*CK OUT OF ME?
DID THIS LADY REALLY JUST SIT THERE AND ASK HER CHILD TO COME TO HER INSTEAD OF JUST REACHING OUT AND GRABBING THE LITTLE SH*THEAD UP BY HIS BALLS AND SLINGING HIM INTO THE MINIVAN?
HELL HE MIGHT HAVE EVEN GOTTEN AWAY IF I HADNT KICKED HIM IN THE FACE AS HE PASSED!!
HAVE I REALLY GOTTEN SO ANTIQUATED (FOR THOSE KLOWN FANS WHO DONT GET BIG WORDS THAT MEANS REALLY OLD) THAT IM THE ONLY ONE WHO STILL BELIEVES IN DISCIPLINING CHILDREN?
WHEN THE F*CK DID IT BECOME WRONG TO TEACH YOUR CHILDREN MANNERS?
WHO SAID THAT IT WAS A BAD THING THAT KIDS MUST HAVE RESPECT FOR THIER ELDERS ESPECIALLY THIER PARENTS!!
SO HERE'S THE FAIR WARNING FOR YOU PARENTS OUT THERE!!
YOU LET YOUR LITTLE MONSTERS RUN ALL OVER YOU IF YOU WANT, BUT YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MOTHER F'N MIND IF YOU THINK IM GONNA SUFFER CUZ YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PU**Y TO SAY NO TO THE LITTLE JACKASS!!
FROM HERE ON OUT , AS A PUBLIC SERVICE, IM BRINGING A BASEBALL BAT WITH ME WHEN I LEAVE MY HOUSE.
IF LITTLE JOHHNY OR SUSIE DECIDE THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE A SCREAMING FIT, CURSE MOMMY OR DADDUMS OUT, OR JUST ACT LIKE A GENERAL IDIOT, IM KNOCKING THE LITTLE MOTHER F**KER OUT!!
SO IF YOU DONT WANT YOU TINY DARLINGS TO SUFFER SERIOUS CRANIAL TRAUMA, YOU BETTER START ACTING LIKE A REAL F'N PARENT AND TEACH THEM SOME GOD D*MN MANNERS!!
FAIR WARNING B*TCHES!!
IM OUT..
SUPERNANNY AINT GOT SH*T ON THE KLOWN
