Okay, so lets see, why am I doing this page?

Because I so adore my fans that I wanted a way to stay in touch with them even when I wasnt in thier area....

And if you believe that.... YOURE NOT A REAL F'N KLOWN FAN!!

I DID IT CUZ HARLEY GOT TIRED OF ANSWERING EMAILS FROM MY FANS AND FRIENDS AND TOLD ME TO DO IT MYSELF!!

BESIDES... WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN ABLE TO SAY NO TO HARLEY?

SO ANYWHOOO.. IM LIVING UP IN OKLAHOMA. BROKEN ARROW FOR THOSE OF YOU TOO STUPID TO BE ABLE TO READ THE DAMN THING NEXT TO MY PIC. IVE GOTTEN IN THE RING FOR TRAINING STUDENTS AND FOR A FEW MATCHES HERE AND THERE BUT AT THE MOMENT I HAVENT HOOKED UP WITH ANY LOCAL INDIES.

OH.. I SUPPOSE I SHOULD EXPLAIN FOR THE IDIOTS JUST COMING ACROSS MY PAGE FROM THE BROWSE OPTION AND WONDERING IF ID BE INTERESTED IN BEING FRIENDS..

NO, HELL NO, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS NO, YOU LITTLE COMPUTER GEEK, EMO, SLASHING YOUR WRIST CUZ YOURE A TEENAGE BOY AND MOMMY AND DADDUMS WONT BY YOU A PAIR OF JEANS JUST LIKE YOUR NINE YEAR OLD SISTER PIECE OF S**T!!

IM HERE FOR MEMBERS OF THE KLOWN KLAN.. PURE AND SIMPLE.

Who are these Klown Klan members, you may ask??

THEY'RE FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND FANS OF THE ELI THE KILLA KLOWN, HARLEY QUINN, AND NIGHTPROWLER, DUMBASS!!

THATS RIGHT...ONE OF THE GREATEST TAG TEAM SPECIALISTS (that means Im really good at it for you folks in the south) BUT THE MOST HARD CORE KLOWN EVER TO MAKE YOUR MOTHER GO DOWN.. ELI THE KILLA KLOWN.


AND AS FAR AS ALL YOU SORRY SONS OF B***** THAT IVE STEPPED IN THE RING WITH OVER THE YEARS? How you doin' Bro's? Man I miss you guys.