536764's blog: "Funny Shit!"

So, this bird walks into a store . . . Watch! He s-l-o-w-l-y enters the store, and then he runnnnnnns OUT! A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking (so a camera was installed), and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and becomes a feast for this and other birds! The seagull's shoplifting started early this month, when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a "regular", and he always takes the same type of chips. Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips, because they think it's so funny!