Evil Spirits…Sometimes are not as evil as those who say you may have evil spirits. Case in Point: Locals will not always give you the correct information. 16 players for a soccer team called Midland Portland Cement, who were in Zimbabwe for a match in October, were told that a swim in the Zambezi River is a traditional ritual that would cleanse the team of evil spirits. However, only 15 players made it back, as there are crocodiles in the Zambezi...First off why would a team with Cement as part of their name attempt a swim? Was this a Zimbabwe Mafia hit?
Hundreds of visitors a day visit the Muslim shrine of Khan Jahan Ali in Bangladesh, where they bathe in a pond to wash away evil spirits and feed chickens to crocodiles to bring good fortune. "Normally, the crocodiles are very friendly," said a local police officer, but in August, Mr. Rubel Sheikh was eaten while washing away his evil spirits. Ok this has so much wrong with it…for starters how does the Crock’s know when the food supply chain is empty? Answer: When there is no one left to feed them a Chicken! You know I do not even trust Crocks at the ZOO! What kind of Idiot do you have to be to bathe with crocodiles and your only salvation is you are holding a chicken to feed the hungry crocks. Honestly I think I would rather take my chances with some evil spirits roaming my body then a 12 foot 64 tooth Crocodile…I wonder if crocks ever get tooth aches? I mean it’s not like there is a Crocodile Orthodontist. Wow could you imagine that job….holey big bite oley, “ Ah,… Mr. Big Crocodile…may I ask you to Open wide?”
Oh well enough of the care and feeding of Crocks.
Today is December 5th 2008 a Friday Good Morning to you. I would like to take this opportunity to wish you a fabulous weekend. What ever your plans are I hope they will bring a smile to your face, however…if you are scheduled to Bathe in either one of these watering holes, The Zambezi River ( I just love the sound when you say Zambezi…not you I mean me…) Or if you are dipping in the pond at the Khan Jahan Ali…whatever…it is called… then I caution you to carry more then just a Chicken or a bar of soap! Because Crocks do not like soapy food and they are getting tired of Chicken!
Have a fabulous weekend
Two hugs thirteen Pats and a nod.
Marrtay
