Ball Squeezer
Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers.One got
up and went into the bathroom while the other remained at
the bar talking to the bartender.
All of a sudden there was a loud scream coming from the
bathroom.The drunk at the bar said to the bartender that
sounded like his partner screaming,so he went into the
bathroom to investigate.
He went inside and asked his friend what the problem was.
His friend said the everytime he flushed the toilet something
reached up and squeezed his balls.
His friend shook his head and said,"You dumbass,you're
sitting on the mop bucket!"
