Mmmmmeee me meeee...ahem!*clears throat*Hey, is this thing on...?*taps mic*Oh! Well, here we go...
It's beginning to look a lot like gift bags,
Everywhere I go...
'Cos my gift-wrap skills are awful,
And 'cos I'm a lazy ho ho ho....
It's beginning to look a lot like gift bags,
I'm not falling in the wrapping trap.
Going to finish this junk as fast as I can
So I can go take my nap.
It's beginning to look a lot like gift bags.
No more paper by yard and ream,
'Cos if I have to look at one more crap gift
I think I'm going to scream!
It's beginning to look a lot like gift bags,
Don't tell me I'm starting late!
YOU come wrap all this "festive" shit
And see if you don't meet the same fate!
It's beginning to look a lot like gift bags
For ev'ry sweet adult and tyke.
But I'll be using the Wal-Mart bags
For the family I don't like.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
