Someone help me get my finger off of the repeat play button...DAMN YOU, NELLY FURTADO!!!! Downloaded some Kat Williams last night...gotta love that man, he's funny as shit...then I downloaded Say It Right & been listening to it ever since. Thought the song was sexy as hell, but after the movie I watched last night, the song's gotten funny as all hell, too.
Spent most of last night fielding bad dreams. Guess that's what happens when you spend the day immersed in the Friday the 13th box set you got for Christmas. Ho ho ho to meeee!! Anyway, was watching part 5, A New Beginning...remember that one, boys & gals? The part where that goofy girl was doing all that robot dancing? Gods, I looove watching you white girls dance!(I can talk about y'all white girls dancing. I realized I couldn't dance when I stopped drinking and took steps to protect society from having to witness my fat ass wobbling drunkenly over a dance floor. Consider it my favor to America, patriot that I am.) Totally funny shit...I was thinking that Jason shoulda killed her solely on her dancing. She was so serious about it I couldn't help but laugh--and bemoan the fact that I quit smoking weed over a decade ago--that woulda been some TRULY funny shit to watch while high.
Anyway, I'm watching this, & doing my little music downloading jag...download Miss Furtado, blah blah blah...was jazzing on how sexy the song sounded when all of a sudden I noticed something. If you synch the song up with the scene where the girl starts dancing in Ft13/5, it meshes perfectly! Now for most of you normal folks, this is a Huh? moment. Go ahead, take the moment, I know y'all can't help yourselves, poor people. But for those of you who share a brain cell with me, I know y'all feel me on this one. Funny, funny shit. I've been listening to this song & robot dancing ever since.
Side note, & even funnier if you're getting old, like I am(or so Hubby keeps telling me):
Anyone notice that the beginning of this damn song sounds exactly like the beginning of "Word Up" by Cameo? Every time the song starts I keep expecting the lead singer to hop out with his jherri curl & red leather codpiece & start doing his dance. *freaky8 freaky girl!* Hee.
DAMN YOU, LEAD SINGER OF CAMEO AND YOUR JHERRI CURL AND YOUR RED LEATHER CODPIECE!!! DAMN YOU, NELLY FURTADO!!! DAMN YOU, ROBOT DANCING GIRL ON FRIDAY THE 13TH!! AND DAMN YOU, JASON VOORHEES, FOR NOT KILLING THE BITCH SOONER!!! My poor eyes.....oh, you don't meeeeeean nuuuthinnnng at all to meeeeee!!!!
