So i walk to work this morning ( late as usual for my relief) and i see our cook digging in the trash cans down the street...
Wtf?
"Topher, what are you doing?"
"I'm looking for a note..."
"Wtf happened?"
"Someone tried to rob the bar"
pause....
"QUA? What do you mean someone tried to rob the bar?"
"Ill tell you when i get down there... "
Well now i felt bad that i was late.... all that was running through my mind was is everyone ok and who the fuck would be dumb enough to even attempt to rob us?
I walked in and my boss was behind the bar. Counted on and attempted to find out what happened..
"stupid fucking crackhead (that was 86'd for filling his crack pipe and about to light it WHILE SiTTING AT THE BAR) came in with a note... "
first of all... the bartender that was on.... we call her "Momma" ... Even if i were a crackhead i would never try to rob any one/place while she was working... im a tough bitch.. but Momma is ... well she's momma... short and has the mouth and attitude to back her power up...
He handed her a note, which was poorly written..
so what does momma do? she spellchecks it and corrects his grammer...
Now the crackhead, who was already thrown off by this told her quietly that he had a gun and wanted the money from the register...
She looked dead in his face and asked him if he was stupid... "Do you know how many cops are out here?"
She turned around and picked up the phone.. the guy walked quickly out of the bar and down the street... Momma and Topher went after him ...
HE was getting the piss beat out of him down the street because he mugged some woman on the way...
well the guy got the piss beat out of him by a bunch of people from the next bar up.. blood was everywhere... the guy was HIV+ ... momma threw away her shoes because they were covered in blood and im sure other ppl did as well..
the guy said 2 other crack heads put him up to it...
I FUCKING HATE CRACKHEADS!!!!
