PuNkGuRrL's blog: "life in the quarter..."

damnit.. its so easy to get a costume for halloween but one for mardi gras? it takes me forever... sigh.. need some good ideas cause ill be bartending AGAIN! lol... any ideas for this cute bartender? :D help a gurrl out yall! ♥ PuNkGuRrL

okay so vamp and i opened a self defense / cardio kick boxing school here in the quarter.. .its awesome... our first classes are tomorrow and we are both excited... we also had our first injury.. unfortunately it was me.. . yuppers... punkgurrl has a broken finger.... vamp reset it for me tho.. it hurts like a mother fucker but still.. so typing isnt the easiest thing for me right now but still... gonna be fun bartending ... ♥ PuNkGuRrL

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg ogm .... etc... IVE BEEN ENTERED IN BARTENDER OF THE YEAR COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah./... so im really excited right now.. makes me feel so goood.. all i have to do is come up with a drink using some sort of skyy vodka.. (blah... hate skyy) ... already done and the bar loves it... yay im gonna be bartender of the year in NOLA!!!!

ok so my next drag show is in 2 weeks... (probably going to more with southern decadence coming up) and im trying to get my music together since i have to hand it in a week before the show.. song pick #1 She Wants Revenge "Tear You Apart" and #2... thinking of going Sugarcult "Pretty Girl (the way)" I really want to do She Wants Revenge.. but not sure about Sugarcult... everyone wants me to do "Crazy Bitch" Buckcherry..... im not sure tho... any ideas?

ok so im in a contest to win a blast and i really wanna do well.. im always there to help out my friends in their contests and would appreciate any help i get... so come help your favorite PuNkGuRrL win a blast and maybe get a shout out in it! You guys rock my socks! ♥ PuNk

ok so im in a contest to win a blast and i really wanna do well.. im always there to help out my friends in their contests and would appreciate any help i get... so come help your favorite PuNkGuRrL win a blast and maybe get a shout out in it! You guys rock my socks! ♥ PuNk

Ok so tonight is my premier at the sanctuary bar in metairie.. i just got a call from the show coordinator that she wants me to change my song.. the entire track is 10 mins long but the song is only 4:30.... (remember when cd's had the secret song and you had to listen to the last track and then like 3 mins of silence to get to it>? well thats the case with this song except im not doing the secret song im doing the track) she wants me to change it.. im gonna take some more music with me but hopefully i will be able to show her what it is exactly ... and she will understand.. but just in case.. know of any good music software? preferably free.. ♥ PuNk

well i come home about 6-ish after work today.. will was sitting at my bar and i was relaxing with him, happy to be on the other side of the bar (finally)... i make my way home... listening to the dresden dolls on my busted ipod... walk in .. take off my alcahol smelling clothes and get ready to relax..... feed the dogs and come over to see snake. i take the lid off and pick up the water bowl so i can get him some fresh water... i look at the bottom of the bowl as i pick it up.. theres something stringey stuck to it.. figure its some of the dog hair (from lupin) that may have floated in ... i reach over to knock it off.. IT MOVED there were baby snakes in the cage... 12 of them to be exact.. i run into the bedroom... "ummm hunny?" i say to vamp.. "i need to get to a pet store ASAP..." he looked at me akwardly... "snake apparently is a female and had babies" i call will as im getting dressed and ask him to run me over ... i head back to my bar and we are on our way... for those that dont know will.... he is really .. how do i describe him... well how about this... i got frozen pinkies.. mealworms.. .and crickets for the momma snake.... gotta get her to eat something... and a new heat rock and some other stuff... will chose to hold the bags that held everything but the crickets... he wasnt gonna touch that bag... (i found it amusing) get home... rearrange the tank... put in some crickets.. (hey only 2 escaped and are now roaming my house...) mommy has tho chased a few crickets around and is hiding in the one cave type thingey i got.. im a little worried that she might die and so will the babies... im not sure what to do... if anyone has any insight please help a gurrl out! ♥ PuNkGuRrL

Well... its been 2 days since my debute as Dick Chainedme and i have to say... its been pretty fuckin cool. Everyone is talking about how well i did and how convincing i was as a man... (i suppose its a compliment... giggles) Anyways... im loving it... this is something ive wanted to do for a while and its happening. Miss Dee called me a few minutes ago. The Appletini Review wanted to sponser me (well Dick) to be in the Mr Gay Pride competition! (as far as i know there are 2 people already signed up to compete in this competition.. .one is my other half... the other is someone who has been in it for years and never won)... Wow... it was definately quite and honor to have them want to sponser ME in this. I utrned it down tho... I dont want to compete against my other half in this. My first real drag show is 3 days after the competition. With everything i would need for this.. it would be too much.. Need formal wear... Show a talent.. and something else... It would be great to make my debute at the Appletini Review as Mr Gay Pride. but nah.. i just wanna be a drag king ::giggles:: hey maybe next year ill do Mr. Gay Pride... Let Dick get some experience under his/her ::giggles:: ( i so love that) belt before this feat is accomplished... I ♥ Vamp ♥ PuNk / Dick Chainedme

So Dick Chainedme was on stage tonight... MY DRAG SHOW FUCKIN ROCKED!!! ::does the happiest dance ever:: Sooooo many people didnt even recognize me.. most thought i was really a man... (haha and yall didnt have faith in me that i could hide those monstrous things i call tits) Miss Dee didnt even know i was a girl till i turned around and she saw all my hair wraped up in the back that lead to my fadora.. Well i got done my second song... (Richard Cheese, Down with the sickness) and Miss Dee came over to me and said "i want to talk to you after the show" ... i was a little scared... here i am .. a first time drag king... and MISS DEE wants to talk to me... I took a deep breath... we did our final bows and the money was counted that was raised... we raised $500 for pride and Miss Dee and Regina took me out to the courtyard to talk with me. They do a show at the sanctuary once a month called the Appletini Review.. its a mixed bar.. Some Gay men... Some breeders (straight people) ... but a lot of lesbians... and there arnt many Drag Kings in the show ... I SO GOT A MOTHER FUCKING OFFER TO DO THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIck Chainedme is a mother-fuckin star bitches! Im so excited.. .my next show is june 20th ... YAY!!!!!!!!!