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created on 11/29/2006  |  http://fubar.com/hello/b29445
if i had a daughter this is what i would give to her first date bedrock Application to date my Daughter Name___________________ Home Address___________ City____________ State or Province____________________ Postal code or zip code______________ Date of birth____________ Iq________________________ Height__________Weight___________ Social insurance number__________ Drivers licence_________________ Boy scouts RanK and Badge__________ _________________________________________________ Do you have one female and male parent?__If not explain why Number of years they have been married:____If less then a year Explain________________ Do You have a van?______ a truck with oversize tires?_____ A waterbed?________________ A pickup with a mattress in the back?____ A condom?__________________ A pornographic collection?_______ DO you have a nose ring,ear ring, or any othe body piecing?___________ A Tattoo?____________ HELPFULL HINT (if you said YES to any of thease then discontinue the application and leave the primises in 50 words or less what does late mean to you______________________________________________________________________________________________ What doe dont Touch my daughter mean to you__________________________________________________________________ WHat does ABSTINENCE mean to you?____________ Church you attend?_________________ How often to you attend?____________ When would the best time to interview Your Father___________ Your Mouther___________ Your Priest_____________ ANSWER BY FILLING IN THE BLANK If i was shot the last place id want to be shot in is______________ If i were beaten, the last bone i would want broken is__________________ A womens place is in the _____________ The one thing this application doent ask me is___________ When i first meet a girl the thing i notice first is___________________ IF THE ABOVE ANSWER BEGINS WITH T OR AN A discontinue, leave the premisses. keep your head low and run in a zig Zag pattern is advised. WHat do you want to do when you grow up?_____________ What is the current rate for a hotel room?_________ Condoms come from (circle one) Drug store Price Club My Fathers drawer Dont know or dont care ________________________________________________ I swear that the information supplies is true and correct to the best of my knowledge, under the penalty of death, dismemberment, electrocution, red hot pokers and chinese water torture MY SIGNATURE IN BLOOD. X_____________________ thank you for your interest, please alow four to six weeks for processing. If you application is rejected you will be notified bye gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases. lol just kidding
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