~My 2007 Awards~
1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR
My 12 yr old cousin
just playin!
2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest friend) -
Glo-Nuts
3) NEWCOMER AWARD - NEWEST FRIEND?
Im averaging about 3 a day
3) HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR?
I actually went the ENTIRE year without having to get stitches yay I learned to walk!
4) LOW POINT OF THE YEAR?
My best friend in the world Mike...heroin over dose in the bathtub...Love you man....Glo-nuts husband. LOVE YOU much
5) BEST HOLIDAY?
presents
6) YOUR SONG FOR 2007?
Uh the E-40 song...youuuuuuu and that booty
7) MOVIE FOR 2007?
hostile?
10) WHO DID YOU SPEND VALENTINES WITH?
fuck...no one
11) BEST RELATIONSHIP?
With My son of of course
12) WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN?
My son's Date
13) RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR?
CHILLLI's baby back ribs
14) BOOK OF THE YEAR?
Ghetto Nation
15) BEST DECISION MADE THIS YEAR?
To get me and my son our own apartment! Whew good job rae
16) WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR?
To fucking learn to pay bills oops
17) MOST STUPID IDEA WHEN DRUNK..
I belive I can fllllllyyyyyy
18) TV SHOW OF THE YEAR?
House..his sarcasm makes me fall in looveeee
19) MOST LOYAL FRIEND?
Wow i guess im lucky I have several but the 3 best (non online sorry jason i love you much though)
Tim, Glo, Amber -Why the hell would I even tell you their names it's not like you are going to go OH YEAH! I know them fuck they're rad....im a dumbass
20) BIGGEST CHANGE OF THE YEAR?
Buying the new underwear that irritate me
21) BIGGEST RETARD AWARD?
ME????! Ohhhhhh you shouldn't have thanks! I would like to thank my MAMA...my dad..jesus
22) NEW YEAR RESOLUTION?
.......can you pay my bills...can you pay my auto-mo-bills.......
Adult questions-don't be chicken
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
oh fuck Would I RAWR
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All day every day I love it the sneak behind at night you kniow wakey wakey pokey pokey. fuck i might even pretend to sleep....exciting
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
ha next to the edge just like they way I live my life...im gangsta boo
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
OHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
HAHAHAHA on more than one occasion
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
yeah I'll fucking show my ass for a buck What! im gangsta!
7. Shower or bath?
showers
8. Do you pee in the shower?
I used to...grosses me out now
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Both
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both sock me up then smooooooth me out...
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
YESSSS
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Fuck no..wait here or MYspace
13. Love or money?
Both
14. Credit cards or cash?
credit cards....see bills bills bills
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
oh sister of mine
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
5 star hotel next to the woods...cake and eat it too bitches cake and eat it too
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
the WOODS
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Of course
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yessss I love watching them shake....i wend up there after a few..k sip of a drink
20. Ever been to a bar?
DUH
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
yeah..he had a black eye....poor baby
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
I was dragged straight to a curb
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
oh golly miss molly yes
24. Favorite drink?
Sweet Tea
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
dmmmmmmmmmm orally yes
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Several- One of them was a park bathroom....now thats some dirty sex
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
long time ago yes
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE porn
29. Bought something from an adult store?
always..trinkets souveiners....hmmm midget porn?
30. Have you been caught having sex?
god yes....fucking non knocking bastards..cheap thrill pervos..thanks sam for ruining it
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
better not I paid good money to get em back...lol
32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
HAHAHAHA yeah he looked like a john but his name was tim..oops
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
no one Im just bored
